bright lights

term from some shit tier british boarding schools, primarily in thr south west, that kids would yell as a warning that they were getting naked so people would look away

"bright lights!!"

"you looking? god you fucking faggot"

by 123456doit April 7, 2021

light pole

When the Head of your dick is lighter than your shaft

Danny's has a light pole dick

by Light pole aka jay dubs March 8, 2016

light blooded

Someone who laughs at literally everything easily

“Taylor is so light blooded”

by Dedrunkpsychoticcouchpotato January 26, 2019

Croc Light

The sexual act of shoving a flashlight up the anus of an unsuspecting, sleeping, female.

Damon: "Dude, let's Croc Light Rachel!"
Allison: "Yeah let's do it!"

by Big Penis Manfro August 7, 2011

Natural light

A drink that tastes like piss that some pound down right after they raw dog their sister-mom in the back of their uncle-brother's 72 pick-up in the school parking lot waiting for your sister-daughter to finsh tongue boxing her best friends ass hole.

"Hey Dad you are really cool for giving me a natural light to drink and for letting me fuck sister last night."

by Not the moma March 27, 2021

ho-lights

Highlights (or lowlights) that turn out looking like cheap, 'ho'-like stripes.

I used this at-home highlighting kit because I wanted blonde highlights, but I just gave myself ho-lights instead.

by Jackie Lynn September 27, 2008

Grid Light

When a vehicle is stuck in the intersection because of a light.
Like, when someone tries to slam on their breaks too late for a red light and ends up past the limit line. Or, when someone prematurely anticipates the light turning green and rolls over the limit line, but has to wait for another rotation.

I tried to stop in time, but now I'm stuck in grid light.

by Jenna Gurnard January 13, 2009