lint licker

a person who doesn't please there significant other enough, therefore there is now lint on their genitalia due to lack of attention and the responsible party will be licking it off of them next time they go down.

Husbands mistress: maybe if you werent such a lint licker then i wouldnt have to you bitch
Wife: who are you calling a bitch you stupid whore
*inaudible* *gunshot* *sirens*

by cracky mcraken February 15, 2010

douche licker

one who is lame.
or just another stupid comeback :

shut up you douche licker.

oooh, dis.

by Nihoe. June 8, 2007

penny licker

A person who is stupid or acts retarded. Similar to a window licker, but not a person who is truly retarded.

RavenWolf is a total penny licker.
I saw Chris the other night, that guy licks pennies.

by Azzyhole January 27, 2008

massive cock licker

Your friend after he dosent want to play the escapists 2

Friend: I don’t want to play the escapists dude
You: you’re a massive cock licker

by niklikescock April 29, 2022

stamp licker

a mentally handicapped person

that stamp lickers tongue hangs so far outta his mouth he should get a job outside the post office.

by the colonel December 6, 2003

carpet licker

“Carpet Licker”, an individual that performs anal sex on another individual, commonly referred to as a "RimJob"

'Can I lick your carpet Jake?’ asked Figgles.

"Carpet Licker"

by SamTheWiseOne September 11, 2007

poo-licker

person who consents to being defecated on and the eats the fecal matter.

Shut it, you poo-licker

by Dr Greenthumb April 22, 2003