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Knob Jockey

Someone who talks total pure shite and act like they know it all or the like the dick and ride it as if it's a horse like sea biscuit.
See him he's talking shite the Knob Jockey

Damn she rode my dick like a fucking Knob Jockey
by Ace P Princess May 23, 2018
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National grab knob and bollocks day

An amazing 24 hour period where anyone is allowed to grab anyones knob and bollocks (Dick). Take advantage of this day for it only comes once a year on april 16
Hey are you gonna participate in National Grab knob and bollocks day?
by Bigboyseb April 11, 2018
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by frabrizio April 21, 2018
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Corn on the Knob

A twist on the Cleveland Steamer, whereby one person eats a bunch of corn, then takes a dump on another person's penis (aka their "knob") and the corn is visible in the feces.
Guy 1: Yeah man, I did a Corn on the Knob to Gary last night.

Guy 2: Awesome!
by Nuggette January 10, 2018
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Knob Clobber

When your intimate partner goes down on your Shlong the wrong way and snaps the twig to your berries.
That chick yesterday Knob Clobber(ed) my dong!
by Nice_Jugs_Bro March 31, 2020
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Knob-gobbled

A phrase coined shortly after the landslide victory of the Labour party in 1997. It was used at the time to describe the groundbreaking tactic of Labour MPs to acrrue vital votes from self proclaimed "lads", a vital voting block at the time.

Now, however, it's typically used to describe any fellatio that is preformed with a particular level of vigor.
Oi, mate! Did you get your Wing Wang suckled?
Aye, mate! She really gobbled my knob!

Knob-gobbled
by Gobark123 April 4, 2020
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Knob slobbin

When you're getting a really sloppy blowjob and they get lots of spit on it.
Friend 1: bro I need to get some good head

Friend 2: bro I agree. I want some good knob slobbin
by No I'm dirty Dan, no I am April 18, 2020
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