knuckle knob

A person that is so stupid that everything they do in life is a stupid move.

That knuckle knob Dave fixed that roof and now it's leaking again.

by JoeyBomm July 21, 2024

Knob End

The "knob end" is the crust of a pasty that you hold to eat it.Sometimes discarded down the Cornish mines for the "knockers" (goblins) to eat.

The knockers loved the knob end

by LordSmithers September 8, 2021

Noodle Knob

Term for when a man is unable to get an erection during sex, rendering him unable to penetrate, just like a floppy noodle. Knob is a slang term for penis in the United Kingdom.

After a long night of drinking, his girlfriend was left wanting when all he could offer was a noodle knob.

by n00d1e May 4, 2025

Knob Gobblin

This is when a person is performing oral sex on a male and because they are skittish just work the knob of the penis.

Friend 1: How was the blowjob?
Friend 2: Better than nothing they just sucked in

the head?
Friend 1: Ah man I hate Knob Gobblins!

by Noremac1981 December 23, 2020

Knob of Cheese

An uncircumcised man's smegma crusted penis

When I asked you for a knob of cheese I didn't expect you to pull that nasty thing out!

by The red man March 13, 2023

Door knob

A school friendly word for stupid.

my friend tripped in the hallway and I called him a door knob.

by Your a door knob September 16, 2017

knuckle knob

A person that is so stupid and does everything wrong.

That knuckle knob Dave fixed that roof and it's still leaking.

by JoeyBomm July 21, 2024