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Dutch Steamer

When you're taking a hot shower and you fart, causing all the steam from the hot shower to basck you in your own bodily stench.
Dude, I was totally taking a shower and I gave myself a Dutch Steamer
by Boatdock2018 October 25, 2018
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Dutch Mexican

When two people are 69ing under the covers. You finger each others assholes, fart, remove fingers and rub any shit/ass scent under eachothers noses.

This is a hybrid move of the Dutch Oven and the Dirty Sanchez.
"Last night we gave eachother a Dutch Mexican."

"Damn you smell like you just came from having a Dutch Mexican"

"Have you ever participated in a Dutch Mexican?"
"No Dude, that's gross."
by GrossILoveIt January 1, 2021
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Muddy Dutch

The act of covering yourself with feces, in most cases your own, to avoid attack by physical or sexual predators.
My last stint in prison was brutal, so many inmates wanted to get a piece of my pretty ass. I had to pull the Muddy Dutch a few times at night to keep my butt-hole tight...
by JohnnyQwest August 3, 2020
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Dutch tenting

Dutch tenting , along the lines of a Dutch oven.

In a Dutch tent you zip up all the vents and release vile farts into the tent where unsuspecting victims must suffer while being unable to easily escape as they fumble around with the tent zippers.
Can be used as a verb.

While camping in Tahoe I was sleeping peacefully sleeping when suddenly a fouls odor filled the air. Then it hit me I was Dutch tented. My boyfriend said it was a proper Dutch tenting.
by Gooselady January 16, 2016
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Dutch pocket

Hey check out this steamy Dutch pocket.
by Blackice417 March 20, 2019
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Rumble Dutch

Same as Dutch rudder except in a vehicle driver places hand on passengers hand on genitals and drives down the rumble strips on highway.
I enjoy my car pool way more because the driver gives me a rumble Dutch every morning!!
by Ned&Bigbone15 January 28, 2016
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Dating Dutch

When an unintelligent girl pretends to be unwilling to accept the sexual advances of a handsome man.
Hey Timmy, I'm really into you but I'm dating Dutch so I can't give up my goodies. Would you settle for some kisses? (Hershey, of course).
by LEVELS January 21, 2012
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