fuzz humper

a carpet layer , kicking the carpet gives sort of a humping action. carpet is layed fuzzy side up.

we had to wait till the fuzz humper was finished so we could move the furniture.

by terrytoogood December 12, 2009

fish hamper

large, raddled lady garden, that doesn't see soap and water often enough-a truly stinky, filthy, over grown snatch

'oh dear, what can that stench be? I think it's time Virginia rinsed out her fish hamper! I can smell her hairy downstairs halibut from here!'

by gomble March 21, 2010

Hype Hopper

A term bestowed upon those who wear the same clothes you have, just to be cool. They see the clothes you've got and they hop on your hype in hopes of receiving the same attention as you. Having no original style.

Person 1: Did you see that fool wearin some good wood yesterday in class?!
Person 2: I know! whatta hype hopper i swear!! i bought that chain last week and now he has one two?!

by MilfLover February 21, 2011

bean hopper

1. A guy that jumps from one Mexican girl to the next. All he wants is action from as many of them as possible
2. The top of the espresso machine at Starbucks

That Mexican girl slept with Ted last night, but she didn't know he was a bean hopper and she never heard from him again.

by latinochild777 August 20, 2012

best friend hopper

When you switch best friends every second of the day

“your my best friend “ “your my best friend “ “ god she is such a best friend hopper”

by smtities November 9, 2019

Homer

(Noun) A Derogatory Term for Homosexuals, Lezzies and Moes.

My friend Houston...he is a real Homer...always trying to grab on other men's meat.

by 1Funkfo October 21, 2009

Hooper

Hooper: A woman, most often of hispanic decent, who is an obvious whore. Generaly wears large hoop earings.

Andrew: Hey Kyle see that fine piece of ass over there?

Kyle: Which one?

Andrew: The hispanic one with the big hoop earings and short as hell skirt on. you can see her vag.

Kyle: o yea i see her... that bitch is a hooper.

by papafrito November 10, 2010