gogetal sex

the act of performing sex on someome int he gogeta position.(ie. anal sex is in the anal tract)

Tim: what did u do last night?
George: me and the wife had some gogetal sex.

by zak rolf nate June 5, 2005

goaler

Someone who orally removes rotten semen from old people's asses.

That man has goaler written all over his face. I'll bet he enjoys that shit!

by Play2fade August 15, 2004

Goble

Verb. 1) To write or recite scathing criticism of ones adversaries with no preparation or planning.

Usually in the form of lyrics, poetry, or commentary. Often refers to an individuals personal shortcomings.

1.) If Barstow does not stop annoying Celina with his noisy breathing she is going goble him until he cries.

2.) I gobled Celina in an email today but instead of getting upset like I had hoped she just lujaned.

by Crackysmokerton May 13, 2004

moroccan goggles

Whilst partnering in the 69 position and nearing fruition, the (male) individual on top abrubtly sits up, with the scrotum at the bridge of the nose, one testicle falling naturally into in each eye socket, and quickly finishes himself off, depositing his bounty upon the nose and chin of the individual underneath.

Chris wasn't very pleased with the moroccan goggles I bequeathed this morning.

by ultimus May 18, 2007

gogled

Gogled - from 'gay' and 'ogled.' Similar to and often accompanied by being geckled, this is when a man, usually straight, finds himself being ogled by one or more gay men.

Word invented by T. Fleener, who has himself been many a time gogled.

"You're not going to believe this, I was walking down 17th street in Dupont Circle and this bunch of guys just totally gogled me!"

by T. Fleener June 11, 2007

Beard Goggles

Like beer goggles, but with carnies.

Dude, never going to the circus with beard goggles... ever.

by La_Tigra January 22, 2010

The goggles! They do nothing!

A "saying" that originates from sub-human animals (see also hipsters) who claim to like The Simpsons but can't be bothered to actually quote anything accurately. The CORRECT line is "My eyes! The googles do nothing!"

Douche: "The goggles! They do nothing!"

Guy: "Man, what a pretentious douche... if you're going to try to sound clever by spouting pop culture references, you should at least get them right."

Attractive Girl: "You're so right, I'll have sex with YOU now instead of that loser."

by Bitch-monkey September 8, 2009