Golden Fudge Bar

When a woman both urinates and defecates on a man's penis then proceeds to give him a blow job. Best if done in cold weather.

Guy #1: "Dude, I just gave that biatch a Golden Fudge Bar!"
Guy #2: "Very nice."

by cocktastic October 13, 2009

GoddessofOnions

Schizophrenic wolverine that has a fondness for breastfeeding its young ducklings in public. Smells of pie.

See platypus

by kaYdetanieffac August 16, 2003

golden hole

A close resemblance to the golden shower, but where you pee in the butthole of your partner.

Hey honey would you like a golden hole this evening?

by Braprider August 24, 2006

Golden Boot

When you spray paint a dildo gold. Immediately go to a public place. Find your victim, then go over to them. Scream like a warrior right before you push them over and shove the dildo up their ass

Dude I just got arrested for pulling a golden boot.

Really was she hot

Fuck yeah, that's why I did it

by I just pulled a jack May 24, 2017

golden rum

Slang term for piss on the seat of a toilet.

I went to use the John Q. Public at the gas station, butt, the lid was covered with piss...

MY WIFE: That was fast!

ME: No can do: golden rum. Let's check out THAT gas station. The first gas station with a clean restroom will get my $40 in gas money.

by Phil N. Empty July 15, 2006

Golden sauna

When the last person in the sauna takes a crafty piss into the water bucket ready for the next users, giving a very pungent aroma to clear the sinuses.

Take a wazz in the bucket old chap. Andy really enjoys a golden sauna.

by Scatboy July 1, 2008

Golden Assist

A Golden Assist is when another person holds a male's penis when he is urinating.

Did you hear? Dwayne got a golden assist last night when he was holding her bags!

by AdrienBoerger January 19, 2009