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grundle

1. Perineum, ie area of skin directly anterior to the anus. Generally refers to the male version.
2. (Obscure) Unkempt, often awkward character who just doesn't seem to fit with the rest of the group. Unrelated to 1; originated in Cape Breton, Canada, but has spread as far as Australia.
1. Don't forget to wash your grundle.
2. I feel like the family grundle.
by glapaloopscap January 27, 2004
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Groundhog play

The phenomenon where you only ever catch a specific episode of a program on TV or only ever catch a movie on TV from a specific point.
"I was channel surfing last night and I found an old episode of Seinfeld it was the one with the kid in the bubble! Every time I find that show on TV it's THAT episode, it's a total groundhog play."
by The_Iron_Duke May 20, 2013
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Groundlord

A person who invades foreign land, creates a system of land titleships displacing all the natives, and argues that his ownership of land is purely through the free market.
Person 1 Land value tax? Why do you feel entitled to my property? Get off my lawn!
Person 2 Ew, you're such an ugly groundlord.
by Fernan Pacita June 7, 2018
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Gary Groundwork

'Gary Groundwork' is all about laying the foundation for desired sick leave (i.e. unjustified sick leave). This can involve over fake coughing, forced sniffling or pretending to lose one's voice. This is usually supported by verbal commentary such as 'I think I'm coming down with something'. Expertly performed 'Gary Groundwork' dupes co-workers and draws unwaranted sympathy. Therefore, when you call in sick, others have noticed that you supposedly had certain symptoms and comment accordingly.
Is Melanie really sick or is it just Gary Groundwork
Geez, Melanie is laying on the Gary Groundwork nice and thick today!
by TTttttrrgsrgrgrsgdvsegseg July 13, 2017
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Ass Groundhog

that one big ass shit you have every year that you never know when it’ll come and never know when you’ll fall victim to these Intense ass pain and constipation, but it always seems to happen, once a year. This poop oftentimes is so big it has a shadow.
Person 1: yesterday was my ass groundhog’s yearly visit...
Person 2: No way! Mine was this morning, I was up for three hours tryna get that shit out!
by peepeepoopooman:) July 12, 2020
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You are grounded for 9999999 years

A dumb term that AUTTPs use 99.99999% of the time and vyond fags use who are fatherless.
Vyond video: that's it! You are grounded for 9999999 years!
100% of the comment section: CRINGE
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grundle slick

A hair removal procedure requiring an individual with a morally casual attitude, a strip of hot wax and a hairy taint. One run and your done!
Boy it sure feels like i got peanut butter in a fur coat going on in my downstairs mix-up, if i got a grundle slick life would be good, and i wouldn't have to walk like i just got off a horse.
by rubbertreejoe March 5, 2009
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