Fuckening

For when your day is going well somehow you don't believe it and suddently something bad happens

Oh here is it the fuckening

by Animelover222 October 5, 2018

Territory Fuck

The act of coitus motivated by jealousy and a desire to reassert sexual ownership through aggressive love-making.

Julie "How did that nude photo shoot go on Saturday?"

Candace "It went great, but my boyfriend was there and got insanely jealous."

Julie "That must have been awkward."

Candace "Yeah he got so crazy that when we got home he territory fucked me so hard that I couldn't walk straight."

Julie "Territory fucked?"

Candace "Yeah, he said he had to get his scent all over me so everyone in the future would know that that I belonged to him. I wish he hadn't ejaculated in my eyes though."

by Kevolutionary August 24, 2011

Zoom text fucking

when you try to crack up your co worker through text while you’re both on a zoom meeting, and everyone is expected to look and actually be engaged.

Justine was zoom text fucking with me during a work meeting. She said she had to mute the mic so no one would hear her blow a hole in her bed from her fart.

by Clauris April 7, 2020

fuck joe biden

Used to describe the head of the Biden Crime Family, Joe Biden.

Man, Fuck Joe Biden, that cunt is the biggest criminal since Hilary Clinton and Barrack Obama.

by The Real Republican December 1, 2020

tiger fucker

A person who has been accused of having sex with a tiger because his/her pants are ripped in the butt and there are claw marks everywhere.

Prince Achmed was attacked by a tiger and his people called him a tiger fucker.

by Just Another Starkid November 30, 2013

Fuckery Fairy

When you wake up the next day and have found dumb shit posted on your Facebook page.

Girl, I woke up and checked my Facebook page. How about this dude posted a video of turtles getting their freak on?

I saw that shit! I was visited by the fuckery fairy too! *smmfh*

by funny bish January 18, 2010

Fuckfob

A guy who turns into an ass hole after he starts dating a fob

Variation of fuckboi

Neha: Ever since Alex started dating the exchange student girl he's been a total jerk. What a fuckfob!

by TrollSlayer279 January 2, 2016