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Filthy Friday

Not showering on Friday morning (or Thursday night) due to laziness brought on by excessive alcohol consumption. Such an action leaves one smelling less-than-perfect all day long on Friday, necessitating an all-too-brief wash-down after work or school before the nightly cycle of drinking begins anew.
I was going to meet Becky right after work, but I had some Filthy Friday action going on, and didn't want to meet her wearing the same outfit as last night.
by RoboNasty March 10, 2009
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Monday-Friday

A friday which feels exactly like a monday. Monday-Fridays tend to be horrible in the way that you are extremely tired, with no sense of pending freedom.
"Oh man today is going so slow!" Hunter said
"That's just cause it's a monday-friday" I replied
by DancingWhale December 1, 2010
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Black Friday

A day where black people get shit for free from stores, and the white niggas only get deals because they are apologizing for all that slavery shit.
White Nigga: Aw shit the price too high

Black Nigga: lol get rekt we get free shit nigga smoke weed everyday black Friday lit hundred dolla bill ya

Asian Nigga:ニーガーなぜ私たちは無料のお土産を取得していないので、私はあなたが私の脂肪アニメロールビットであなたを食べるニンガIMゴナ!!!!!
by DarkDefinor December 3, 2018
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nigga friday

when u its friday u can be racist
angrypro: all black people are slaves
woolie: its alright everyone its nigga friday
everyone: ur right
by factually obese April 13, 2022
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Freshman Friday

A high school tradition where seniors stuff freshmen in lockers.
Freshman: Where's the science lab?
Senior: On the third floor by the pool.
Freshman: Thanks! ...Wait a minute. We don't have a third floor.
Senior: By the way, happy freshman Friday! (Stuffs them in a locker and leaves)
Freshman: ...We don't even have a pool!
by MalumLibrum958 May 13, 2022
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Chest Hair Friday

When a hairy man decides to let loose on a Friday happy hour, letting his chest hair out in public so the bitches come flocking. The primary goal of this move is to get laid. He's kept it hidden all week but when work ends on Friday, it's Chest Hair Friday!
You see your buddy at the bar on a Friday night, chest hair out in the open, and he's talking to a girl. You come over and say, "it's Chest Hair Friday!"
by Chesthairfriday July 27, 2013
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fat bitch friday

Fat Bitch Friday is when you go out on a Friday night and are surrounded by fat bitches at the club. They stand in line snacking on pork rinds and trying to flirt with the doorman to skip the line, but end up having to wait. They always travel in packs.
Man this club is really known for Fat Bitch Friday. It is appropriate to wish fat bitches a "Happy Friday"
by The Real Handsome Rob October 4, 2016
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