Football

That sport where the legendary people in band play for the audience. If a football player gets hurt, he lays on the ground, while players are on their knees and the crowd is silent. If a marching band player gets hurt, they get right back up and walk it off. Football is for highschool. Marching band is 4LYFE!

While the boring football players walk off the field - not even in step! - , the amazing marching band comes to entertain the sleeping crowd with their halftime show.

by ChiroPanther October 30, 2012

Stoned football

Football played where you are stoned on different drugs. For example Marijuana where you stumble around ect. and just have fun. PCP,for example: Oh my God that football is a God damned snake! Esctasy: That football feels so good so...so...so...footbally.

You want a play stoned football?

by Deep blue 2012 March 22, 2010

west ham united football club

Quite possibly the 52nd biggest London Club. Pretty certain they should still be playing Sunday league football on Hackney Marshes. They are sometimes an improved team on the pitch when they have Andy Carrol on loan from the local hospital.

There is major concerns over the fruit salad bowl they will never fill up apparently becoming a library on match days. Also have the gayest song anyone has ever heard on the terraces. We forever blowing.... oh do me a favour and self harm yourselves.

West Ham United Football Club should take up table tennis

by soppyhammer123 September 7, 2016

Footballio

Is Actually Some one that doesn't go around saying that Footballio's are hiding themselves from being townies, Unlike people like hmmmm ... bob harris ( AKA ) Toby Wood!

And have a life, and dont make websites about me cus they think im a townie ... If you think im a townie so much why dont u make a website about me?

" O fuck you hav "

Toby " Hey Matt You Still Hidding Yourself from being a townie ?"

Footballio " Fuck You jackass, you about as hard as my granmars left nipple "

by Matt Fletcher December 15, 2004

Footballer

A person who plays the sport futbol(soccer) and has mad skills. They generally live in Europe where their lives revolve around the sport.This player is generally hurt because they have so much skill that they embarrass opponents and makes them mad. If you are a footballer in the USA you are generally discriminated against and will go absolutely no where even with all your talent.

Player#1- Wow! We are getting killed!

Player#2- Yeah we are! It is because of that fricken footballer over there!

Player#1- Someone has to hurt him if we want to win.

EX#2: Eduardo Da Silva= Footballer= Ankle popped out of leg because he owned someone.

by The Trizzuth May 19, 2009

footballer

Stereotypical high-school football player- huge, uncoordinated, toneless muscles, heavy drinker, hosts lots of parties which are so boring that everyone has to drink heavily to amuse themselves, usually has poor grades.

Guy: Our school has a lot of football players, but only a few of them are real Footballers.

or

Typical Preppy Ho' Girl: OMG those footballers are soo hott! I'm going to a party this weekend. It's been like a whole week since I was drunk!

by Louis K June 3, 2005

Dutch football

A "game" related to Dutch oven in which the people trapped under the doona trade pungent rectal emissions.
Origin: coined when I misheard the words "touch football"

Wanna game of Dutch football?

by Elaine October 17, 2001