florida

5% amusement parks
3% beaches
92% Rednecks

"I went to Florida this summer!"
"Really? What part?"
"The 3%. The part that doesn't suck."

by Mnoel October 23, 2008

clearwater florida

WiCK CiTY ,ill water, DiRTY H20 ,all that other good shit. 1/3 of the tampa bay metropolitan area. mostly known for being about an hour away from busch gardens(amusement park) and our AMAZiNG clearwater beach. you see kids roamin the streets here all the time,safe ass place to live .DOWNTOWN CLEARWATER *(AKA greenwood) is where all the dirty money hustlin takes placeeeee $ .most of the people here are latina or other illegal immigrant shittt .lots of drag racing taking place gandy BLVD (edge of tampa) .if you want a wholesome place to live,with strip joints on every corner COME TO WICK CITYYY .

dirty grubby latina: man i be rakin in big bucks down in clearwater florida

blackkk ass nigga: YEAH MAN,i feel you those bitches down in greenwood be thickk .

white boyyy:hell yea i might just get tan down in clearwater beach !

by iREPClEARWATER May 31, 2009

Florida Fudge Sandwich

When performing a spit roast the two guys take a shit on the face and pelvic area and then swap positions.

"me and john took sally home and she had a Florida Fudge Sandwich and a glass of coke"

by jimmymorrison1982 May 9, 2009

Floridian Breakfast

The typical breakfast of your average inhabitant of the state of Florida. Usually consisting of a combination marijuana/tobacco joint or cigarette and a glass of Florida Orange Juice.

Ain't nothing better than a Floridian breakfast after a hard night of partyin' doe.

by Raschkor April 1, 2012

Floric

A word commonly used to describe the color purple

Example 1: Bro that purple nurple you just gave me made my nipple turn floric!

Example 2: aye suck just a little bit harder der and you'll turn me dik floric

Example 3: that flower has a nice floric color

by Gibbo369 October 15, 2017

Branch Floridians

An intellectual collective founded in 1997 that is dedicated to lateral thinking and bad taste. It is often unclear if it is a religion disguised as a joke, or a joke disguised as a religion -- much in the same vein as The Church of the Subgenius or Discordianism. They maintain an expansive website at www.branchfloridians.org and regularly put out e-zines called "The World Domination Update." The group's self-professed objective is "think for yourself!"

At first glance, the Branch Floridians appear to be an ultra-fundamentalist cult, but anyone paying attention should quickly realize this is a sarcastic fascade. Admittedly, though, it is often difficult to tell when they are being serious, and when they are joking. Such pranksterism is deliberately designed to provoke people into *thinking*.

The group has no relation to MSN troll Michelson-Morley or any of his alter-ego/pseudonics. There is a member of the Branch Floridians named Reverend FairInHeight 451, and Fairinheight451 is also a name used by Michelson-Morley. This is a coincidence, though it understandably has caused some confusion among people who dislike him for his trolling activities. Michelson-Morley is *not* a member of the Branch Floridians.

by saint November 10, 2004

Bottle Florp

When you try to flip a water bottle but fail miserably.

I tend to bottle florp instead of flip.

by Apo11o November 27, 2016