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fuck it all fuck this world fuck everything that we stand for don't belong don't exist don't interfere
Bob : "Hey tomorrow is Sunday"
George : "Sundays suck"
Bob : "You're right, everything sucks, fuck everything"
by eru777 April 12, 2008
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fuck knot

The funky knot that occurs in the back of a girl hair (assuming its long) after too much missionary position sex.
I'm gonna need a rake to get this fuck knot outta my hair :D
by delusi0n December 5, 2004
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Fuck Dat Shit

A phrase used to express ones decision not do something (E.g. eating a gross looking food, doing a chore, going somewhere, etc...)
Tom: Hey, do you want to go see Beverly Hills Chihuahua with me.
George: Fuck dat shit.

Boss: Take out the trash
Employee: Fuck dat shit.
by Nochedeleche December 3, 2010
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Don't Fuck A Wounded Bear

Basically means to move on and move past problems one person may have with another.

Used by a character on the British television show Misfits.
... And so he hit you with a toaster and kidnapped you, but you know what they say? Don't fuck a wounded bear!
by Hello to those out there December 25, 2010
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Fuck-boy

The lowest form of a man hoe or player.

Will prey on women, especially naive, young or needy ones.

Is only thinking of his cock. He will do whatever it takes to keep you on his radar even when not dating. Always likes his exes to be on his 'friends list' & will often do them favours so that they still think he's a nice guy even though he actually fucked them over at the time, just likes he's about to do to you.

Has narcisstic and/or sociopathic traits & is very egotistical/cocky.

Knows he is a good fuck. He'll make love to you like he loves you. But, he doesn't love you.

If you stand up to him, he'll turn the argument into your fault or say you are 'crazy'.

Will always have an excuse as to why he isn't ready for a full relationship. He'll even say it's because you're not perfect yet.

The only longterm relationships he's had is with girls who will share him. He will have ground his ex's down over time or has paid for their absolute everything so they needed him.

Stay away from at all costs.

You will often think he has a nice side Underneath the surface & he could change. But, it's part of the manipulation. He is a shallow man, he only cares for himself despite what he says. Guaranteed he's sleeping with others, including prostitutes for his 'extra'. If you ever catch him getting extra, he'll tell you it's your fault & you didn't give him enough, despite you putting out more than most women would.

If you leave, do not stay friends and watch his reaction .
Please don't date him, he's a total fuck-boy. You can do better.

But he's so nice!

Yeah, only to get what he wants as it's convenient.

A year later....

I can't believe I've wasted all that time on him when I had plenty of decent offers! He didn't commit to me at all, he just fucked off when something more convenient came along. Now he's saying why can't we be friends and keeps bringing up all the nice things he did for me rubbing it in my face saying I am ungrateful! I don't understand what I've done.

No, it's not you, he's a fuck-boy. I told you so!
by Pu5sy May 5, 2017
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Fuck yo couch

1. More disrespectful than 'fuck you' because it means disrespect to you, your property, and your crib.

2. Can simply mean that you don't give a damn about someones couch
1. "Hey let's go watch it at my house"
"Man fuck yo couch"

2. "Get your feet off my couch"
"Man fuck yo couch"
by Justin October 13, 2004
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fuck up move up

An army term meaning promotion to a higher position after a senior employee screwed up an assignment. The rest of his career will be served with no more damage. Can be used by any large bureaucracy, but less so by corporations. Read the Peter Principle where an employee is promoted to his highest level of incompetence.
The minister responsible for the African "Ground Nut Scheme" boondoggle during the 1950s was given a promotion and a title. His new position required no real work, it was a classic case of fuck up move up.
by England phi beta gamma July 22, 2007
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