The Father/Tortuga

Someone who in life has failed to achieve certain goals in the area of scoring babes and his future now holds in him being a priest, hence his middle name "the father." The tortuga reference, tortuga being the spanish word for turtle, further implies a paranoia and fear of failure when around females and when he freaks out he tends to become a toruga, and proceed to hide himself inside his shell.

Random Dude: That guy is just freakin out with those hot chicks around him.

Random Dude's Friend's Response: He must be a "The Father/Tortuga".

by tarduno May 12, 2011

father

Male person or male animal that made other living beings.

Father.

by Ramparilli June 15, 2023

Father figure

If one dislikes Stranger Things the automatically lack a father figure

She doesn’t like Stranger Things?! She has no father figure, no friends and definitely no bitches

by Lawordsoflawisdom5000 August 22, 2022

Father fundy

father fundy is used to define the ownership of a child. Father fundy has 5 children. It is cannon

Father fundy adopted me! Now I call him father fundy!! Pog!

by Simping for my bestie June 2, 2022

Father of my Father

being the grandad of Satan.

"Jordan" is the father of my father!

by SatansGranDaddy August 16, 2025

Father

You don’t have one

You have no father you don’t have one
Fact but I have ur mom

by I like hot hot men December 1, 2022

Father

"an elder god who gives you white liquid known as milk"

"world's most homeless guy ever"

Me:Father?
Father:Yes son?
Me:Get some milk. N O W

by ParanoidGod March 16, 2022