faildom

when you act dominant but you're actually hella submissive

Demarcus Quantavious the 15th is a faildom cause he's a big buff gym man but he secretly likes getting his nips licked and kissed.

by miyonas April 16, 2022

Failed miscarriage

Technically everybody on earth right now.

Person 1: “Jessica is a failed miscarriage.”
Person 2: “Isn’t everyone?”
Person 1: “Oh shit.”
Person 2: “Your a dumbass Peter.”

by A human I guess August 20, 2022

Failed Extract Daddy

commonly found on twitch at degenerate hours. can be seen dying on streets, baited by lunch boxes, forgetting their backpack is on, and having no bitches. however followers; he has many loyal subjects.

Hey, did you see that Failed Extract Daddy forgot his backpack at hole in the wall again?

by TheBau5 January 31, 2023

Fail mail

Imagine doing a countdown and end up with terrible timing

10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0 ........ Nothing happens

That's fail mail

by Mail moment July 20, 2023

astro fail

Astronomical fail. Something going so wrong as to require an extra adjective (astronomical) to accurately describe how terribly awful something went. Can also be used to describe a person who fails at something or just life in general.

"Dude, that part last night was an astro fail."
"You clearly can't dance. Astro fail."
"You are such an astro fail sometimes."

by detourturnsdestiny February 20, 2010

Hulu Fail

When The Biggest Loser music comes to a momentous crescendo in preparation for a commercial, and the commercial doesn't happen.

Hulu fail... a horrible, horrible Hulu fail.

by hulu fan October 16, 2010

Compound fail

When two or more fails happen at the same to a single person.

Self explanatory. Compound fail.

by mr.waterproof November 12, 2010