Flashbork

Recalling an event that makes you cringe/feel sick

I suddenly remembered dancing to Jai Ho the other night! It was a total flashbork!

by tempo77 February 23, 2011

Flash bang question

A question that is so basic or so stupid, you are stunned and delayed to give a response.

I really hate working at the airport during tourist season, you get a lot of flash bang questions.

by dunlopallstar July 17, 2011

flashcation

A trip that’s booked spontaneously when a traveler finds an outrageously good deal.

I just found a spanking good deal on a flash-sale travel site, so I decided to be spontaneous and book a flashcation.

by SpireTravel July 1, 2011

flashtaging

Someone who over hashtags their tweets on Twitter to gain more exposure.

most #underrated #britpop band, without question: #supergrass #fuckyou #thingsweneedtochange

"I have to unfollow Steve on Twitter. I am sick of his flashtaging. I can't even get through a message with only 120 characters."

by Hashtag Failer September 2, 2011

flashturbate

when you accidentally flashbang yourself playing call of duty

" I was playing MW3 online the other day and I tried to throw a flashbang through a window but it bounced back and I totally flashturbated myself hard

by MrPickleTickler January 1, 2012

Flashback-interruption (FBI)

When having a sudden flashback during a conversation which screws up the point or make the conversation off-topic etc.

-"Oh, so you're finally back on msn then?"
-"You mean facebook?"
-"Ehm.. Yeah, flashback-interruption (FBI)."

by Torikabuto January 15, 2012

Flashy McShowoff

Someone who buys expensive things that they cannot really afford just so they can show everyone else to make themselves look richer than they really are.

"Hey did you see Dave's new Rolex? I didn't know working at Burger King was so profitable"
"Yes, he's quite the Flashy McShowoff"
"I guess it's so he can keep track of the bus schedule"

by Rev_JDDamnitall September 21, 2012