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Fail Filter

An encounter, either digital or real, designed to filter the good from the bad.
Most commonly associated with video game dungeon encounters, in which "Boss" mechanics require a player to actually think, and/or not be afk.
Heroic Stonecore is a serious Fail Filter.
by Diggsworth January 24, 2011
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emergency fifth

That special fifth of whiskey or scotch you keep tucked away for when shit hits the fan
John got dumped and fired in the same day so he busted out the emergency fifth
by SeargentSlaughter January 26, 2011
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dick filter

The type of chick that is such a cock block that she will go to such lengths as to karate chop a dude in the throat when he tries to kiss you.
Brah....that chick Reniah is a massive dick filter.
by Lilly---uuhhhh July 22, 2016
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Almeida Filho Reinaldo

when you are fuckin' gay and wanna suck some dickies
He's Almeida Filho Reinaldo, he sucked everybody
by Ally oasirrrwrwrw June 2, 2017
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Relationship filter

When a couple can no longer see the wrong in each other unless they are mad or wish to ignore all of the problems in their relationship because they can make it work with their love, instead of working it out, and they are unwilling to admit to any issues within their relationship. Another instance of this is when someone in a relationship insists that their relationship is true love, no matter how long they have been together or known one another.
"Suzi has such a bad case of relationship filter, she can't even see that she's being abused..."
by Donkei June 17, 2017
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water filtering

passing water (or any liquid) from one partner’s mouth back to the other.
1: Brooke was water filtering some Baja Blast in my mouth yesterday. it was so hot
2. You ever water filtered milk? that’s fucked up
by BJ666 January 21, 2020
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Cigarette filter

To fart so much in one day or between changing of underwear (without starting) that a thin tarry black film of shitty residue is president on ones underwear.
Damn bro that Mexican food was a mistake I got a cigarette filter
by 2rightbootsandonewrongdude October 7, 2020
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