Facts

When homie/homegirl* number 1 makes an opinionated statement that homie/homegirl number 2 agrees with wholeheartedly and shows so by saying '"facts." The opinion is usually, but not always, widely agreed upon by many others not in the conversation. Note that it is NEVER an actual fact.

*cuz equal rights/pay/representation is sexy

Homie: Yooo, they ain't have to do my man Hodor like that my g...like wtf yo, he don't even be bothering nobody fam & niggas gon' niggas gon' *on the verge of crying* ...man, fuck the white walkers yo..
Homegirl: Facts

Homie #1: Yooo look at these old Salma Hayek & Halle Berry pics from the 90s, them bitches sooo bad
Homie #2: Nigga, they' still bad as fuck
Homie #1: Facts
Homegirl #1: Them grown as LADIES are so bad
Homeboy #1 & 2 (in unison): Facts... (subdued)

Homie #1: Yooo, two of the best followup albums that don't get the love they deserve, are It was written and Hell on Earth
Homegirl #1: A lot of people love those albums tho
Homie #2: plus people often forget that the Infamous & not Hell on Earth was the actual followup to Juvenile hell, probably making it the best sophomore album of all time
Homegirl #2: little known Facts

Homegirl #1: Yooo, I ain't saying them niggas necessarily stole the elections, but son something fishy with thei' relationship
Homegirl #2: word, like Russia's our mans and them now?
Homie #1: nahmean, like the cold war, moon and weapon races is ancient history and shit
Homie #2: that's like being best friends with a kid who's the grandson of a crip dude that ur blood granddaddy beefed with for 45 years
Homegirl#1: u know blood and crip granddaddies my nigga? but yeah, that dude is on his cash rules everything around me shit, so it's far from far-fetched that dudes are working together on a common goal
All in unison: Facts

by brooklynzfinest--lets go Mets! December 17, 2017

False Lie

When you tell a lie but it turns out to be true.

Bill didn’t watch the Broncos game on Sunday. He asked his coworker Ron if he knew who won. Ron also didn’t watch the game but confidently stated that the Broncos won by 11. Bill was ecstatic! And decided to look up the game stats. The score stated Broncos won 21-10. Ron was correct even though he was lying. Ron told a false lie.

by Koshinku September 15, 2020

facts on facts

a phrase that has been published in the national broskinary

that means an individual strongly agrees with a person's statement or opinion within that certain context being used.

milla - that's just nasty bro

tanishqka - facts on facts
milla - facts on facts broskii

by lil t April 25, 2022

niagra falls

when a dude makes a girl wetter then a river

man i just niagra falls her last night she was screaming for hours

by suckerforpussy November 14, 2016

Niagra Falls

When you waterboard a bitch with your jizz

I gave her a Niagra Falls until she drowned

by hitlersashes December 5, 2019

false whorenow

A girl who by looks or attitude appears to be a whorenow but is not. Almost all dispositions are shared with the whorenow, except that instead of being uppity and bitchy, the false whorenow is hyperactive and superfriendly.

It is not unusual for false whorenows to be interested in or even obsessed with religion.

May or may not be a slutfor.

-see whorenow
-see slutfor

Susan may be nice, but she's still materialistic and ditzy. What a false whorenow...

by Roadcone February 1, 2006

False Blackism

The act of a white person attempting to portray himself/herself as a black person.

"Bobby sure does like wearing his pants down to his knees."

"Yeah! Someone should nab him for false blackism!"

by Varstix April 1, 2008