Ethan

This kid is the best person I know he makes a smile he irritates me makes me smile again and that he'll feel bad for no reason he'll forget to call you or he'll make you cry or something stupid but he loves you and I know that I love him if I hadn't met him I'd probably be dead in a ditch somewhere or still crying about my stupid ex or something but I'm happy I met him

Ethan is the best person I know

by Catfish666999 August 17, 2019

Ethan

a lil whore who is gay and nice at the same time

“man stop being a lil ethan”
“sorry man it’s not my fault i’m gay”
“you’re just so nice”

by lil big ho September 2, 2019

ethan

a fat nigga that moan when he eat. he also ugly and all his shirts too small for him they cropped

ethan ugly asf

by tehehehe05 September 15, 2019

Ethan

Makes banging ravioli and is mediocre at mini golf

Don't be an Ethan

by Indian beads September 17, 2019

Ethan

his favorite catchphrase is " I'd like you to know." Thinks he is Matthew McConaughey
drives a 2002 buick calls it Tralier Trash Tammy and runs out of gas in front of boyfriends dorm in front of German twins
He hits traffic cones for fun
changes his major every other week
everyone is out to get him. Always receives dirty looks

that ethan just ran over a traffic cone

by IKittywinters September 18, 2019

ethan

Kieler gay best friend he is almost as kool as kieler but not a quite

he is v v gay he is a gay ethan

by ethans kooleo friend September 26, 2019

Ethan

Math! He only does Math

Ethan is so good at math

by Person 1003 September 27, 2019