emergalcium

It's a calcium emergency when you're trying to be efficient with your speech.

Daniel: Why did you...
Hoodie Guy: Emergalcium. Osteoriknyone.

by CursedCypher151 January 28, 2024

emerald

shes fat

holy shit did you see emerald shes so obese

by therealassjit November 21, 2023

Emerald

A very sweet, caring, kind girl who’s shy around new people but when with friends, can’t shut up, even though she may have a shiny exterior, deep down she hides her true feelings because she doesn’t like to show them. You find yourself falling in love with Emeralds pretty quick because she is beautiful to say the least. Emeralds has a keen sense of what’s going on in the world, she has a deep understanding of people and her surroundings and can read people like a book. You can count on her being loyal always. she may have a home life that is really shitty but will always makes time to help others and always goes out of her way to do so, she will never leave you. Emeralds always have options when it comes to boys, but she will choose the right one when the time is right, she is very competitive and never misses a chance to show that she’s good enough. Emeralds will always match your mood and never judge.

Emerald is very sassy
Who doesn’t love Emerald

by Silly and Sam November 22, 2023

Emerald Heist

Referring to a major robbery executed to obtain an expensive emerald gem.

Wildcard: “Those idiots really wanted that emerald… really explains the whole emerald heist that happened…”

by Doctor Edward December 9, 2023

ELMER

Every Lousy Male Extremely Repulsive

Elmer is a pillar of the community because he is a town elder who would ‘give you the shirt off his back’ if you needed one even though you might feel obligated to suck his big dick in appreciation. He is really sociopathic and arrogant too because he thinks he is immune from prosecution because his membership in the Masonic Lodge makes that so.
“ My dad Elmer is so disrespectful that he has indoctrinated most of the town into communistic ideology over the past 50+ years and nobody recognized it.

by anonymous December 10, 2023

EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION

shit gets real when its the emergency frog situation

Matt: EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION
Person 2: WHERE THIS IS SERIOUS HELPPPP *runs*
Person 3: *runs, stumbles and dies*
Person 4: *has a bust-session*

by garysmattressinc March 25, 2024

Emergency goon kit

Backpack filled with emergency gooning materials when you don’t have any.
Usually porn

John: I want to goon but I don’t got anything

Mike: don’t worry I have a emergency goon kit

by Johnny schlort July 2, 2024