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Old English Sheepdog 

The Old English Sheepdog (OES) is a large breed of dog that emerged in England from early types of herding dog. Obsolete names for the breed include Shepherd's Dog and bob-tailed sheep-dog. The nickname Bob-tail (or Bobtail) originates from how dogs of the breed traditionally had their tails docked. Old English Sheepdogs can grow very long coats with fur covering the face and eyes and do not shed unless brushed.
What if the Old English Sheepdog became mascot in Dulux ads due to similarities of its fur with a paintbrush or its smooth appearance just like the paint texture?

Freshman English I 

A college level English class that teaches you rhetoric. Syntax means a lot in the class.

The reading list includes:
- Maze Runner

- All Quiet on the Western Front
- A Tale of Two Cities
- East of Eden
- and more
Most majors require two semesters of English
The final exam for Freshman English I including a rhetorical analysis on a speech from the cold war.

aaron english 

Aaron English is the most perfect man there is.

Max English 

you have a max English
Max English by cummonster369 June 8, 2022

Franklin English 

A small dicked whiner who not only pulls no hoes but also brags to his friends about talking to sex bots
Yunno you are sounding a lot like this loser I know called Franklin English

Massimo English

A formal noun used for a male with abnormally extruded nipples and an incredibly girthy inverted micropenis. Massimo English's are known for attracting underage masculine girls and luring them back to their musty mancave to participate in sexual acts.
That stud over there is definitely a "MASSIMO ENGLISH"
Massimo English by maxenglish'schode September 7, 2022