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Dutch Smudge

When someone tries to Dutch Oven someone and they accidentally push cotton and smear the bed with Dutch Smudge Fudge.
Dude 1: Dude, did you dick Deborah?
Dude 2: No dude, in fact I dug myself into some deep doodoo.
Dude 1: What Happened?
Dude 2: Dude, yesterday i totally tried to Dutch Oven Deborah, but I left a Dutch Smudge in her bed.
by duderegan March 24, 2022
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Donny Dutch

A sexual act in which on participant eases the back of there head in-between the buttocks of the other participant and gently nods to tickle the sensitive areas of their lovers buttocks. Meanwhile the other does the same resulting in a sort of "reverse 69".
"It'll be 20 for oral, 40 for vaginal, and 80 for a Donny Dutch."
"This girl was so nasty in bed. She wanted a Donny Dutch. I'm still trying to get the smell out of my hair."
by CRIMSONFCKRdweed April 26, 2019
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dutch fountain

A fetish involving a couple that overeats and then lie down and rub their bellies together to the point where they throw up on each other which for some reason turns them on.
Riz and I dutch fountained yesterday after the all you can eat buffet
by roandri December 12, 2013
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dutch knife

The Dutch Knife is the weapon of choice for stabbing your project manager from a seated position, which is accomplished by having freakishly long Dutch arms. Usually following a disparaging remark made about your overall performance as a web developer.
Stan kept mocking Larry about how de never met his Sprint Objectives, so LArry reach out and shanked him with his Dutch Knife.
by bigbald January 20, 2017
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dutch wallpaper

The result of a "person with explosive shitsticles comming out of his arse" that continualy smashes his asshole against the wall. This makes a brown masterpiece that some people call the "Dutch Wallpaper"
I heard the janitors talking about a dutch wallpaper in the boys bathroom!
by daanielleer August 18, 2015
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Self Dutching

The act of having a mad case of the pre-poop farts. Where the gassy air gathers so heavy in your underpants, as you finally pull them down and sit to BM, your face is in the exact spot your bundle of farts were as you pulled down your pants. Hence no fresh air and resulting in a self dutch oven.
Scott: Phil man that ice cold draft beer last night has loaded me with air.

Phil: Me too. Those wings have done a hellish number in my lower abdomen as well.

Scott: Ditto bro I was farting so bad running from my car to the rest stop bathroom, the release was so great I didn't even care I gave myself a massive self dutching.
by Stredball February 8, 2013
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Dutch Farmboy

A traditional rural Dutch activity that involves fun, healthy, and friendship building. Normally, this activity is performed with a peacock, but can be performed with a goat or a block of cheese.
I love it when Erik B. does the Dutch Farmboy.
by Tinkle Hurlabutton April 18, 2019
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