Despouch 

To undermine or belittle another person, especially on an intellectual level.

Fernando takes great pleasure in despouching those less intelligent than he.

Using sarcasm, it was easy for Juan to despouch Martinez in front of his friends.

"You would thank that, but you'd be wrong. You could not be more wrong. You could try, but you would not be successful" said Esteban, despouching Diego.

Despouch by Realph March 16, 2008

destrowned 

1. Destroyed and Owned

2. Completely annihilated or dominated

"They were destrowned!"
"What?"
"Like, they were pwned, only worse."
"Oh."

destrowned by samwax May 30, 2008

Desk Hickey 

The mark on your face that is left from a desk when you fall asleep in class.

"Dude, were you sleeping in English? Because you have a huge desk hickey on your cheek!"

Desk Hickey by ceb2010 April 24, 2010

desperapist 

A noun describing a person, typically of the male gender, who is both desperate and sleazy. Characteristics of a desperapist include inappropriate touching, sleazy comments and uncomfortable closeness.

Ugh, Giovanni is such a desperapist! he wouldnt keep his hands to himself!

desperapist by Jacintaaaaaaaa August 1, 2010

Desk Soup 

The cans of soup you have in your desk that you are forced to eat for lunch when you are having a busy shitty ass day in the office.

That skank you picked up at the end of the night is so desk soup.

Desk Soup by AwwwwSheet September 10, 2010

Designated Shit Bathroom 

The isolated, tucked away bathroom that you scout out when at someone else's house. It is the optimal place to dump your load when you're trying to avoid the embarrassment of the effects of a digestive explosion (smells, stains, etc.).

Bro 1: "Dude I need to take a ginormous shit but I don't want his hot sister to find out."

Bro 2: "Chillax, there's a Designated Shit Bathroom in the guest house."

Designated Shit Bathroom by BigMike5387 September 24, 2010

Desk-Rape 

When you get violated at work, whether it be physically or mentally.

I stayed back to finish some extra work and the boss Desk-Raped me.

Because he was my boss I just sat there and accepted it. My self-esteem has taken a pummelling!
If I want to get violated I just get drunk and go to the local bar...

Desk-Rape by Jenkisani February 27, 2011