creepy crawly crabs package

Genitals that are overrun with pubic lice.

Horny Guy: "Dude, I bet you $20 I can fuck that girl by tomorrow"
Horny Guy's Friend: "I hear she comes with the creepy crawly crabs package, you sure you wanna tap that?"

by thebadwrench January 24, 2018

STARGOBLIN MR. CRABS

Corrupt admins and a non functioning Minecraft server. The best discord server you will ever join and fuck you Ezra.

I can't wait to join STARGOBLIN MR. CRABS today! I finally got in!

by damn those farts ughhhh *lick* November 18, 2020

capslock

to be really angry

Man, that store charged me $20 instead of the advertised $15, and I didn't check the receipt until I got home. I'm so capslock right now!

by c-gabe November 21, 2009

chaps my ass

Getting on someone's nerves, irratating someone.

These people really are really chaps my ass.

by Unknown May 13, 2005

Caps Lock Day

December 2nd and July 4th share Caps Lock Day

"HAPPY AMERICAN INDEPENDENCE DAY" -Jim
"ITS ALSO CAPS LOCK DAY" -John

by Ahahaawdyaiody July 30, 2013

Chocolate Chapstick

When you toss the salad of your significant other and the lube moistens your dry lips

After Danny tossed Ricks salad his lips were moist and soft from the chocolate chapstick.

by Joel & James November 8, 2008

Capslols

When you make fun of people that forget to turn off their capslock, either write in caps with shift.

Him:"HELLO???"
You:"CAPSLOLS."

by Whootie March 26, 2007