The act of perceiving a Maine coon cat as the legendary "James Corden" who once starred in the hit movie musical "Cats!"
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Why, yes, Michael. You're exactly right! The cam girl thing does not sound like something I condone. And I don't! It violates rule #1 (Never give anyone any money)! We know this!
Hym "And the funniest part about the whole thing is that what everyone is mad about is NOT the blatant and public exploitation of the people for which he purports to advocate... It's NOT the pyramid scheme... It's saying mean things about women! Regardless of whether or not it's true. What did I tell you!?
Hym "And the funniest part about the whole thing is that what everyone is mad about is NOT the blatant and public exploitation of the people for which he purports to advocate... It's NOT the pyramid scheme... It's saying mean things about women! Regardless of whether or not it's true. What did I tell you!?
If you point a camera at your face and tell men to work hard, people will just throw money at you by the handful! Ha! Deliciously evil! And, with that, he has proven me right once again (which I DO condone)! And the sex trafficking charge is full of shit because throw women went there of their own volition, exploited sad lonely men, and didn't have any problem with it until he went public and made them look like horrible exploitative pieces of shit!"
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Hym "Nah bitch. You literally didn't have anything to say about it until he made you look like a sloot. But, hey, at least he can punch good! Right Joe? Your daughters love him for (literally) parroting shit that I've been saying for years and HE would have had them shaking their tits on camera for some fat, balding, sad, pathetic sack of shit while he nutted all over his keyboard! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA!"
Sloots "But Hym! I'm just a wittle gurl... I don't have personal agency and Dr. JeepJorp says that I can't be a piece of shit unless I'm being manipulated by a big mean man 🥺 He used the lover boy method to lure me. I can't be responsible for my own behavior because I'm barely sentient. It was the lover-boy method guys! Really it twas! I would never use suicidal men to enrich myself! It's HIS fault I'm a piece of shit!"
Hym "Nah bitch. You literally didn't have anything to say about it until he made you look like a sloot. But, hey, at least he can punch good! Right Joe? Your daughters love him for (literally) parroting shit that I've been saying for years and HE would have had them shaking their tits on camera for some fat, balding, sad, pathetic sack of shit while he nutted all over his keyboard! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA!"
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