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James Corden 

The man who will single-handedly bring One Direction back together.

James Corden has known the One Direction boys since day one. It is of large speculation that James will kidnap the boys and bring them back together (including Zayn). Don’t believe me? Watch any One Direction related content on The Late Late Show With James Corden channel on Youtube and one of the top comments will always be relating to James kidnapping and reuniting them.
Random Person: James Corden is the worst talk show host, he’s not funny, he’s not cool, he’s not attractive and he was in Cats the Musical. Enough said.

Directioner: Don’t disrespect him! That man will reunite One Direction! JSKOWNDKWJSB!!!
James Corden by Flora LeMay August 16, 2020

The James Corden Effect 

When the writer, songwriter, or prevalent actor inserts the self into a work they are not cut out for, talent-wise.

Named after English actor and talk show host James Corden because of the popular belief that he does not possess the ability to be in all the movie musicals that he, inevitably, stars in.
Lin Manuel Miranda is the embodiment of The James Corden effect, no one wants him there but he’s there because he created it.

Mr Corden 

A brilliant guy, anyone with this name is an automatic inspiration. Everyone strives to be like him.
OMG, we’ve got Mr Corden next!!
Mr Corden by Cordenlover September 26, 2023

James Corden 

"Hey, did you know James Corden was in that shitshow musical 'CATS'?"
"Yeah, it was the highlight of his career"
James Corden by SnexuSakesGlaz February 4, 2020

James Corden 

An Un-Treatable Medical Condition where the sufferer is in denial of two severe mental conditions, resulting in self-obsession.......
These are :

a:) Being Clinically Obese

b:) Thinking you have a sense of humour, to the delusional point that you have convinced yourself you are an Hilarious Comedian, albeit a Clinically Obese Un-Funny Hilarious Comedian.

Symptoms include being Fat and Totally Un-Funny, eating all the pies and loving the sound of your own Fat Squeaky fat-ass voice.

Long term prospects are not good for any person you come into contact with.

Only known cure: Tear up your Equity Card and get back to working in McDonalds where you belong Fattie..!
Stacy: 'Gavin, you Fat, Un-Funny Talentless Bastard, Victim of 10 years of a UK Labour Government, why did you give up your job at McDonalds?'

Gavin: ' I'll tell you why M'fanwie, I am James Corden and because I am under the illusion I am a Funny Fat-Ass Toss-Monkey, when I'm not.... Innit! Plus there's nothin' wrong with bein' the only Gay in the Village!'

barbie corden 

1. A face-morphed photo of James Corden and Barbie

2. The most iconic Twitter group chat
Did you see the Barbie Corden fancam? It’s so hot.
barbie corden by nataliebatalie December 5, 2020