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Birth control

You are not being gaslit, lied to, and ignored you stupid Ben Shapiro looking bitch. I am.
Hym "You are not being gaslit about birth control you piece of shit. We are not the same. We are not alike. We are not comparable. You are not too good to fuck me."
by Hym Iam March 26, 2024
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Control Freak

control freaks is generally females who put their selves in positions of power to abuse it, and they get off issuing orders, bossing people around and controlling them. basically just another form of a huge bully. only thing that gives them that power is money, what if they met someone who was strong and cared not for money and made that horrible mistake?
i cant believe i got to stop coming to my favorite chill place amc theater, because of this control freak, and now everyone stop going here becaause of all these control freaks.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 23, 2022
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Control

Again. It isn't about controlling your behavior. It's about preventing you from using this to control my behavior and the outcome or nature of my existence with cooperative non-association, gaslighting, mass stalking, copyright theft, selective shunning. And you can't say you're not doing it because it's implict THE FACT that you're doing and that you have justified it internally and committed to it. You are using your behavior to control my ability to attain recourse and turn me into a human schrodinger's cat. And all in the name of wrong think about women. I don't need to be humble. That's you trying to control my behavior. I don't need to be sorry. That's you trying to control my behavior. And before you vomit your next round of "Well I don't have to *insert uno reverse*" remember I also don't have to let the next kid I get within arms reach of to live. You weren't there for the last 5 you won't be there for the next.
Hym "So, what you need to do is control your behavior in such a way that it doesn't get your kids killed. If you're not going to stop trying to control my behavior, you're either going to need to be forced by the state or I'm going to need to create reprocussions for you're actions here."
by Hym Iam April 15, 2024
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Loss of control

refers to a situation in which a driver is unable to maintain proper control over the vehicle, often resulting from factors such as slippery road conditions, mechanical failure, or the vehicle's response to a collision. This loss of control can lead to the car veering off its intended path, spinning, or sliding, and may increase the risk of further accidents or collisions.
A scene of where a young man in his late 20s name Jeremy watching a gay sex porn video on porn hub and jerking off while driving and he loss of control when he was distracted.

Passenger 1 (Shocked): "Is that... explicit content? Where's that coming from? Oh my God, is that guy in the Honda fit behind us-what the hell is he doing?"

Passenger 2 (Angry):"is this dude serious? He's literally jerking off while driving! That's disgusting!"

Passenger 3 (Concerned): "Someone call the police! This guy's gonna kill someone!

Passenger 4 (Nervous): "I have a bad feeling about this. He's gonna hit someone any second now!"

Passenger 5 (Screaming): "Oh my God! He just hit that old lady’s car! What's wrong with him?!"

• Passenger 6 (Frantic): "Hold on! He's heading straight for us—brace yourself!"

All: AHHHHHHHHH *honda hits the bus*

Passenger 5 (Terrified): "Brace yourselves! He hit us! He freaking hit us!"

The Honda after collided into the bus went into the lagoon.

Passenger 3: "And he still had that nasty stuff playing. What kind of person does this?! This has to be the most messed-up thing l've ever seen!"

Person 2: "Good riddance! I'm sorry, but he almost killed everyone here. That's karma right?”

Passenger 4: "And he had, like, porn playing on full blast! It was crazy! He just plowed through everything in his way and he didn’t stopped to see what he did and plunged into the sea. Good for him for colliding into our bus and that innocent old woman in her lil’ car!"
by EMD F59PHI January 26, 2025
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fetus control

fetus control is an act of which after ejaculating deep into the woman's vagina you then take your fist and uppercut her in the uterus opening up your arms and squeezing as hard as you can making sure to completely destroy her eggs in the process to avoid pregnancy
Joe: dude how did you go with Julia
max: it went well we went to my place but I had to perform fetus control to make sure she won't get pregnant
by shiokarai December 14, 2019
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ThE CoNtrOL

To preform "the control" one must go to kick somebody, but at the last moment you stop. It is CRUCIAL that the "attacking" party then says "the control". it generally is tradition that both parties start to laugh as not many can be funnier.

(be aware that most people that preform "the control" generally have some kind of mental challenge).
HW: hey "preforms the controll."
Ep: aaaaa noo, oh hahahahahaha.
HW: hahahaha im so funny
by PeekingDuck March 22, 2022
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