chodelinger

A sorry son of a bitch who is constantly trying to get bitches to like him but never succeeds.

I just saw this guy walk a chick to class and try to kiss her goodbye but she turned her head so he kissed her ear. What a chodelinger

by internuggler February 20, 2004

Chidewalk

1. The act of writing on a sidewalk with chalk
2. Sidewalk chalk

Lets go chidewalking on the nabors driveway!

I have red, green, blue and purple chidewalk

by catherine Gregory February 13, 2008

chodection

Instead of an erection, a chodection occurs when a person with a chode is turned on. This causes his chode to widen rather than lengthen. See chode poison to help prevent this rare yet deadly phenomena in males.

I saw this hot girl, and she gave me a chodection!

by thechodemaster January 9, 2009

chode mageister

typically one who likes to sell used cars and watches porn. this type of person, man or female, usually has a mustache.

That guy looks like a chode mageister.

by lilbugga February 9, 2009

Chodelicker

Used as a insult.

"Man, that girl Mia is a chodelicker."
"Mia hates Devil may cry? Fuck that, the chodelicker."

by ScrewYouLol January 2, 2009

choadesack

term for a asshat, douchebag, or a fucktard.

He is such a choadesack

by maxertx June 24, 2009

chode load

A load of sperm from a person with a chode finishing after having sex or jerking off

That kid mike lindsey gave off a huge chode load to that fat chick last night.

by mikelindseyAKRONOHIO330 February 21, 2010