Wheel Chair Race

This is when a girl gives simaltaneous hand jobs while sitting in between two guys. As she strokes their cocks it give the appearance that she is moving the wheels of a wheel chair. The race is to see which guy cums first.

Fester was so turned on after the wheel chair race that her fog lights were on.

by Salaried Employee January 16, 2011

up-side down chair

best way to satisfy 4 fags at one time.

"those fags botherin you? flip that chair over and RUN!!!"

by J_P June 3, 2004

Chair jammin'

Jamming to tunage whilst sitting in a chair... preferably to gangsta rap.

"I'm chair jammin' to Nelly :):)

...dudes love that."

by fartmart April 24, 2010

Chair

He will never nag you about anything if you’re his girlfriend because he will never talk to you! Unless he wants a blow job, etc. His hobbies include BMX, rap music and his half inch penis. He never dates a girl if they have a bit of class and don’t want to screw around with the fat fuck. Like this one time when he was dating a girl, he gave her herpes then he ignored her for 3 or 4 weeks, left her hanging, and then finally broke up with her over text because he was too scared to do it face to face. He also can’t ask girls out, or tell them how he feels face to face because his is such a wimp. He’s tough as well, he likes to hit his future girlfriends if they can’t figure out his complex plan of crap. He makes fun of his girlfriends if they are short, and even throws them in the air to prove a point. Yep, Chair sure is a top bloke, whenever he dates a girl he sure does a bang up job -.- If you know what I mean…

Chair: I know who likes you

Person: Who?

Chair: They have a S and an E in their name

Person: -.-

by Somecynicaldude January 3, 2011

Blue Chair

When someones gouch rips from too much anal

"Damn that guy just got blue chaired"

by bluechair123 November 6, 2011

dirty caira

someone who cares very little about their hygiene/health

sarah: *rolls around in mud*
rachel: don’t be such a dirty caira!!!

by oijosuke April 15, 2020

Irish Chair Bomb

Works best in the office and requires impecable timing. On the day after a great, gassy meal --for instance Corned beef and cabbage and a case of beer.... with a side of spicy sausage--wait for an unsuspecting person to leave their seat. At that time, carefully, sneak into their chair and bequeath a steaming load of hot anal vapors directly into its cushion and return to your desk. When the person returns and sits back down they will detinate the "Irish Chair Bomb."

1. When my nose-hairs started to burn, I knew I was a victim of an Irish Chair Bomb.
2. Travis Irish Chair Bombed me today and I almost fucking puked.

by Tricky. VA Beach, VA January 22, 2005