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Magic Carpet Ride

The girl is laying on the bed, the guy is standing up and pulls the sheet she is laying on towards him and fucks her while the sheet is underneath her like she was flying on a magic carpet
Trevor took her to his room and took her on a magic carpet ride
by jjrymz July 24, 2017
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Skin Carpet

A nick name for when a foreskin rolls up just slightly and resembles a carpet corner that has been tucked in. The act of correcting it yourself is called carpetting.
John was flacid but jane didn't want to use her hand to correct his skin carpet.
by Calvsiboy August 31, 2022
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Carpet Bombing

When a guy pulls out while finishing and nuts all over a woman's unshaven bush.
"Jeff and his friends were carpet bombing my mom last night, I could hear it from my room."
by CarpetBomber69 June 18, 2025
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Carpet Ghost

The act of lying completely naked on a carpet while moving forward inch-by-inch using only your hips, leaving behind a faint shit trail that will haunt the rug forever.
My friend's ex dumped him, so he "Carpet Ghosted" on her favourite rug.
by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025
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carpet

"You dumb carpet!"
by TheNicknameClub November 15, 2017
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Kitty Carpet

A woman's pubes. A small, well tended bush. Nice when freshly grown out from the bald-as-a-baby Brazilian treatment.
Can also refer to a merkin, especially if it is thin and flat.
I got lucky and munched on Jane's kitty carpet last night.
by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky September 3, 2024
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roll out the red carpet

laying out a towel before doing the deed whilst the female partner is undergoing her monthly expulsion of uterine lining
Delilah and I had to roll out the red carpet last night
by alfredhopper March 23, 2022
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