Carpet Bombing

verb

The process in which you pass gas fueled by spicy foods, resulting in a large area being covered by noxious fumes.

After eating a bowl of raviolis with hot sauce and pepperjack cheese, Rick was carpet bombing his apartment so bad Joe could smell it even after donning his shirt mask.

by CancerFTC October 5, 2009

carpet stainer

A man participating in bukkake that has bad aim.

95% of us hit Betty at last night's bukkake, that carpet stainer Ted was the only one that missed.

by Don Karta October 27, 2007

Carpetbagger

anything; miscellaneous; randomness

you stinkin carpetbagger!!!!

by CARPETBAGGER #2 February 17, 2008

carpet bumper

A partener who licks a hairy vogina

i caught the two lesbians carpet bumping in the bathroom stall at burger king!

by emily March 14, 2003

Red Carpet

When you eat so much red velvet cake you get crimson colored diarrhea and drag your anus across your SO's chest.

"Did you hookup with Stacy last night?"

"Yeah, I gave her a red carpet."

by Dickbuttbukkake November 16, 2014

carpet bomb

after a man cums in a anus (male ore female) the receiving party squats over a carpet or rug and drops a duce.

guy one: dude i think my girls pissed off
guy two: why?
guy one: after i fucked her in the ass, she dropped a fat carpet bomb and left.
guy two: 0,o fucked up bro

by mikey1877 May 16, 2010

Carpet Bomb

For one person to light the entire bowl in the first hit of marijuana in a session made up of 2 or more people.

I'm carpet bombing this one bitches!

by sylough April 25, 2009