clit hopper

Lesbian that hops from cliterus to cliterus.

This chick that was in the 3-ton orgy w/ 6 women clit hopped over night.

by John Mosley/// Roger Ford September 21, 2004

Clant

Noble and courageous leader who utilises wit and cunning

Term used for those facing adversity.

Those Goons don't know we've got a Clant behind us

by Checkov June 6, 2010

Lithuanian Clit Brush Burn A.K.A Clit Bomb

This task involves not only dexterity and concentration, but fortitude and omnipotence. Although it may only be performed at the bed of the Tigress and Euphrates rivers, the successful performance of such a task grants one eternal companionship with lord Hades.

The Task:

1. Dab thy finger with Dijon mustard. (Must be Dijon)

2. Prepare thy lady for a sweep of the vaginal innards.

3. The Round About, sweep thy arm in a clockwise fashion with the dexterity of 1000 Gazelles in the direction of thy female clit button.

4. Contact! Graze the flesh of the young mistress at a 56 degree angle to create enough friction, to burn the young lamb shank.

5. Continue thy motion in a seamless flow. The ladies Clit Command Center has now suffered an extreme loss of epidermal surface and central control.

6. Finish by bellowing " your flesh will beckon within the chambers of hell my lady,"

7. Wash your hands.

ex. Upon gathering fruit at the bed of the Tigress river, a feline dwarf approached pleading for a gift. Of course I responded by performing the Lithuanian Clit Brush Burn A.K.A Clit Bomb

by EskapadeMus March 29, 2011

clit

A women's tiny penis. The organ which allows the female to have multiple orgasms if used correctly. AKA sex organ.

Joey was finishing the job of eating out his girlfriend's pussy (clit), she was moaning like a wilder beast and saying Dirty shit to don't stop etc... At that point, well... use your imagination and go crazy.

by T-Rizz January 12, 2008

clit goblin

A bull dyke who flocks to gay bars seeking any sort of vaginal intimacy from another bull dyke.

Dyke 1 : I saw Lisa at "Diva's" last night

Dyke 2 : I KNOW! she is quite the clit goblin

by Aero the Sparrow January 7, 2006

Cling

What working stiffs do to their guns and their religion. We know this is true because that limp-wristed liberal stove lid, Barack O'Bama, AKA the Irish Jig, told us so.

That Irish Jig O'Bama says we working stiffs cling to our guns and our religion because we are too stupid and ignorant to be limp-wristed liberals. Actually, we cling to our guns and our religion because we are too smart to be limp-wristed liberals.

I'm not going to that dumb-ass liberal meeting. They won't let me cling to my gun in there.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2008

Clit wench

Derogatory term for a lesbian

Lesbian: Fuck you homo!
Gay: Maybe if you did you'd be less of a plaid wearing, wood chopping, heel avoiding clit wench hunny?
Lesbian: ....

by STEVETHEALMIGHTY June 9, 2011