BRAD PITT

A highly over rated, overpaid Hollywood actor with marginal talent and limited range whose success is largely contingent on his physical appearance, several off screen romantic relationships(with other minimally talented actresses) and his ability to draw intellectually vapid females to the box office for movies they wouldn’t otherwise watch. (ie...Seven years in Tibet, 12 Monkeys, Fight Club etc…)

Brad: Hey Julie, do you wanna go see Brad Pitt’s new movie? It’s about an Austrian mountain climber that becomes friends with the Dalai Lama in the 1940’s Chinese takeover..?
Julie: Ooooh yeah!!

Mark: Amber, wanna rent Fight Club?
Amber: What’s that about?
Mark: Umm…it’s about a man’s rejection of a consumeristic and narcissistic society that deprives him of his humanity.
Amber: sounds really boring.
Mark: Brad Pitt is in it.
Amber: oooh yeah! I’ll watch.

by Pedantic Twit May 2, 2006

a-brad

Noun: The equivilent to B-A-M-F.
Verb: To violently rape.

I A-braded that ho up so bad last night.

by NicoleCali January 11, 2009

brad

a guy who looks like he would be small in the pants. he is very un-experienced in the bed. and looks like a typical gay man.

oh he is wearing pink,.. that guy looks like a bradley

by drake wetering November 27, 2011

Braden

A guy who is stupid, ugly, yet everyone is his friend.

Chad: Dude, that guy is a Braden.
Brad: I know, but apparently everyone likes him!

by Bradenz December 14, 2016

Brad Renfro

Used to be a very promising young actor who ended up on drugs, doing stupid thing uch as trying to steal a yatch.

Macaulay Culkin & Brad Renfro... different stories, same mold.

by loiuyftyguhijko August 10, 2006

Braden

The exact definition of a fucking communist. He is a man of the rising sun, is a retired kamikaze pilot, and is from North Korea. Don't be a Braden, braden is a cuck. Fuck braden. He's a gook.

Omg did that Braden just fly into the twin towers? What a dick.

Also associated with sophia, Braden loves sophia, what a commie.

by Cocksuckingmutherfucker June 27, 2017

Braiden

An insult focusing on someone that is moody and keeps on faking everything. It's also used to notify someone that they are ruining good songs by never shutting up about them.

Person 1: Why is he so moody today?
Person 2: Because he's being a Braiden.

Example II:

Person 1: Oh god, he managed to ruin the new album.
Person 2: How did he do that?
Person 1: He kept on going on and on and on about it. Eventually I just felt a tremendous hatred for the music.
Person 2: That's because he's being a Braiden.

by Stewie with the bowl August 30, 2011