throbbing boner

an erection that you can actually feel your heart beating.

Suzy looked so hot on the dance floor that my throbbing boner was pulsing in 4/4 time.

by Deborah Lee June 4, 2006

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Boneritis

A severe case of the boners.

Harley was ashamed to stand up in front of the audience due to his advanced boneritis.

by Ninjasurfer July 21, 2007

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bonus anus

1. Something given or paid in addition to what is usual or expected.

2. Something good, extra, free or unexpected.

Oprah - "You get a car! You get a car! EVERYBODY GETS A CAR!!"

Random audience member slash receiver of new awesome Oprah car - "BONUS ANUS!"

by dirtydawgggggg November 8, 2010

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Bone Apple Titty

The (in)proper way of saying Bon Appetit.

Mom: bone apple titty!!
Son: what?
Mom: i said bone apple titty!!
Son: i don't think that's how you say it mom...

by HoneyOTU September 10, 2018

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A situation where a penis is starting to get hard, but is not solid, and at the same time, not completely flaccid. While a penis is in this state, anything could collapse the quantum wave, and render the penis either hard, or flaccid.

Dude, Jackie gave me this sexy look after our date, and until she came upstairs to my room, I had a Schrödinger's Boner.

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I was this restaurant, and there was this waitress with a nice ass. Once she turned around and I saw here face though, I lost my Schrödinger's Boner.

by MintBerryChrunch April 13, 2011

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