Reverse blumpkin

The act in which the female is taking a shit on the toilet, and the man stands facing her while she is jacking off his penis. Until love juice is ejaculated upon her chest. (Also known as a reverse blandie) (blumpkin handie)

“That ain’t nothing dude my gf gave me a reverse blumpkin”
“Wow that skeezer at the party gave me a mind blowing blandie”
“My grandma Walked in on me getting a reverse blumpkin at the family’s thanksgiving dinner”

by mrbigdaddy69 February 16, 2020

Blumpkin

When you get your dick sucked while on the toilet.

Hey, I'm gonna get a Blumpkin Later, Wanna Join?

by LocalSalamander69 June 12, 2020

Upper Blumpkin

Upper decking while simultaneously receiving a blowjob.

I caught my buddy banging my wife little did he know his wife gave me an upper blumpkin at his house warming party.

by Nicky-eyes June 20, 2020

Reverse blumpkin

When you're peeing in a toilet while she's/he's eating your ass

I decided to try a reverse blumpkin the other night and then I s*** in her mouth.

by Encourageable October 8, 2020

Blumpkinator

The act of getting oral sex on the commode while Defacating and eating a baconator from Wendys

I was hungry, horny and had to shit so a blumpkinator Was my only option

by Asstastic716253 October 10, 2020

Blumpkin

An alternative and very sexual phrase for big boner.

"Hey Jimmy I see your big ol' blumpkin sticking out of your new limited edition Shaquille O'Neal basketball shorts, by the way nice blumpkin".

by Oiyer69 July 8, 2022

Reversal Blumpkin

When a woman is taking a shit on the toilet the man proceeds to eat out her vagina

Hey babe its your turn to return the so how bout that reversal blumpkin

by LILBIRD87 June 10, 2022