Suicide Blumpkin

The act of sucking your own dick while shitting until a turd flies out the bowl into your eye penetrating your brain, killing you

Poor Larry couldn’t take it anymore and performed a suicide blumpkin on himself

by John Crump March 31, 2025

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Pumpkin Dunkin Blumpkin

Modified Eiffel Tower while male receiving oral is taking a dump.

After Todd’s morning coffee he had to move the Eiffel Tower to the bathroom for a Pumpkin Dunkin Blumpkin.

by ToDDONUTS February 17, 2023

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When the giver puts their arms, legs, and head, up the receiver’s rectum and begins to rotate it violently fast until the receiver begins to fecalate and their feces gets spread all over their intestines

(Genghis Khan favorite sexual act (rumored))

Watch this Mongolian blumpkin fister

by Gilf Destroyer 6969 May 20, 2025

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Prairie Blumpkin

When your homie is blowing you and throws an egg in your face.

Did you see Nick giving Richard a prairie blumpkin the other day?

by Chaka2A October 22, 2024

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Country Blumpkin

getting a blowjob while pooping, but it's in an Outhouse

Dude, last weekend at the family reunion, Karen Sue gave me a Country Blumpkin.

by Mtnman66 December 11, 2018

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SPOOKY BLUMPKIN

When you are taking a shit on the toilet and are getting head, Blow your load, Stand up and see there is no poop but you know you totally pooped (AKA THE GHOST POOPY)

Damn babe that blumpkin felt great but where is my turd? I'm scared this is a Spooky Blumpkin

by Convoluted1 September 30, 2021

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