balled up 

When you embarass, defeat, and/or humiliate your opponent in a game of Basketball.

(Used often in slang terminology on basketball courts)

::John and Phillip play a game of basketball and John wins 15 to 2::

John:Damn, you just got balled you up.

balled up by DJV August 1, 2005

balle

The common norwegian slang version for testicles, like nuts, though its in singular form (balle - nut).

Often used as an exclamation of dismay or irritation.
Has loosly the same effect as "damn!".

"Balle! Jeg glemte å hente henne etter festen, hun måtte sikkert gå hjem i regnet!

"Damn! I forgot to pick her up after the party, she probably had to walk home in the rain!"

balle by Geirden Digge October 27, 2007

A balless mike 

A man who is whipped by a fat ass bi-polar bitch and doesn't have the balls to stand up to 'it'. A man who was obviously absent the day they handed out balls. A man who does everything in his power to obey his mammoth of a woman, but will never again be reunited with his balls she keeps in a jar.

Damn, it look like that balless mike can't go to the game again, he has to sand his wife's feet.

Don't be a ballness mike, tell the bitch you can't keep filling the fridge just to have her consume the contents as soon as you leave the room.

He rode his bike to work in the snow again so his fat ass woman could keep the car for her Mcdonalds run what a balless mike he is.

A balless mike by Sass sha J May 25, 2010

bellend

1) The bulbous tip of a penis; 2) A person whose charachter reflects that of said tip of penis (ie one is a bellend, one is being a bellend) ; 3) the most accurate description of Lewis Summerscales, Poole, Dorset

"Lewis, you are a complete bellend. And your mum."

bellend by minty moggy May 15, 2003

Ballerificalous

Combo of baller, terrific, ridiculous, and any other word you can think of to fit in there. Pretty much the shit.

#1 Michael Jordan is ballerificalous.

#2 That chick's tits are ballerificalous.

#3 My new car is ballerificalous.

#4 That new Black Eyed Peas song is NOT ballerificalous.

#5 That dead goldfish is ballerificalous.

Ballerificalous by Bradh0le January 16, 2010

Socket Baller 

A Socket Baller is a guy who lets another guy sit on his face such that the sitter's balls cover the other guy's eyes.

There are two variations on this theme. You could be a North Pointing Socket Baller or a South Pointing Socket Baller. Sphincter on nose, for a north pointer. "Foreskin on mouth, must be pointing South."

Socket Baller by Arnold Ziffel December 15, 2008

cock sucking two-balled bitch 

A guy or douche bag who sucks dick and is definately acting bitchy.

You're cock sucking two-balled bitch, & you need to get the fuck over yourself.

cock sucking two-balled bitch by belinda janequa marie=] January 14, 2013