2 definitions by minty moggy

bellend

1) The bulbous tip of a penis; 2) A person whose charachter reflects that of said tip of penis (ie one is a bellend, one is being a bellend) ; 3) the most accurate description of Lewis Summerscales, Poole, Dorset

"Lewis, you are a complete bellend. And your mum."

by minty moggy May 15, 2003

lob

a post ejaculation, semi flacid penis

"the doorbell went and theres me with a king size lob on"

by minty moggy May 15, 2003