Business

Joana

Business? You mean Joana?

by Bigploppa April 11, 2022

Business Pro

A businessman who takes short haul flights so frequently that he’s at a professional level of flying. Often allowed to take his own hot food on board.

The business pro dig into a Whopper on the flight to Edinburgh

by LenLennyson May 13, 2022

Business Trip

Originating in the 60’s, this term is slang for DMT consumption. As the highs were shorter than the other psychedelics at the time.

Guy: I can’t hang out tonight I have a very important “business trip” to take

by anonymous May 30, 2022

Business Decision

(Basketball) Moving/Jumping out of the way of your opponent who would have dunked on (posterized) you.

"Stephen Curry made a business decision when defending Ja Morant in the paint"

by Yoloswag4jesus69 June 6, 2022

Business Athlete

Straight out-of-shape men in their late 30s in the St. Louis area who take professional photos with Louis Vuitton bags and other very visible luxury brands, while claiming to be “athletes” on Instagram, even though they post video after video of them taking up space, sitting at 24 Hour Fitness, hogging equipment after 2 reps, accompanied by “I create 6-7 figure earners” in their IG bio, while preying on 18 year olds to join their full commission, life insurance MLM (multi-level marketing company) that has terrible reviews online for not delivering on policies since the company makes its money on Pyramid Scheme-ish “join my team” referrals and a promise you’ll get your dream car which is a used Audi. Every once in awhile they post vacation pics with ugly women and vague, motivational quotes in their captions with a pitch to DM them if you want to be one of the “few selected” for a “life changing opportunity”.

“I’m a business athlete. I approach business with the mentality of an entrepreneur and physicality of an athlete all in one.”

“That’s a cool way to say fake life insurance agent”

by TinderDoucheObserver August 24, 2022

business trippin

Taking enough psychedelics to have a good time while still passing as a professional.

“I’m gonna drop acid at the company party, but just enough to be business trippin.”

by Kanman3000 November 11, 2022

business casualty

the Death of the Soul due to prolonged and continuous donning of Business Casual attire

the loss of Personality as a result of ritualistic daily preference for Soft Silky Slacks with Dresséd Shirts

Here lies Mark Connors (1994–2016), who previously lived a life full of Joy, Normalcy, and Fat, but died of the Death, due to the Business; a Business Casualty as it were

"Sources estimate business casualties in the thousands, with many families soon to be destitute as a result of Presses Shirts and Pleats."

by uncle fuckbucket September 18, 2022