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barking up shit's alley

When you think you know what you're talking about but you don't have all the information and you're basically full of shit.
I'm pretty sure that doctor pushed his wife off that cliff in Hawaii because he was having a bad reaction to antidepressant medication but I could just be barking up shit's alley.
by Smoochie Menendez April 20, 2025
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Barking

It's when one defecates on another's chest, and waits until the top layer dries into a crust(use of a heat gun is recommended). Then it may be stripped off like tree bark, and the process is repeated. The resulting product may be used to fuel fires if appropriately dried.
"Man, my boyfriend keeps trying to convince me that I like barking and have done it before, it's really not that hard just to ask me directly if he wants me to do it for him so badly!"
by LittleBeast April 22, 2025
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Dog barking

The act of a woman trying to gain the attention of a man, usually in a problematic and aggressive manner.
"Breanna quit dog barking at that man, its rude."
by Papasquat420 May 2, 2019
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Load Barking

The sound you hear while watching your neighbor enjoy time outside with their children and dog as jealousy builds up inside you.
Her life is so great and my life sucks. Why doesn't her dog stop that load barking?
by Exertus January 31, 2021
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Pennsylvania Barking Spider

a fictional spider to cover up the word of a rancid ass ripper
*someone smells a rancid rip* it must be the Pennsylvania Barking Spider, i heard theyre terrible this time of the year.
by Sacob Jmith March 15, 2021
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adirondack barking spider

a type of spider that lives in the adirondacks that barks very loudly to be heard by the whole campsite and excretes a foul stench in fear.
"Dad, was that a fart?"
"No! That was an adirondack barking spider!"
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Sticky Barking

When your dogs are barking at everyone else in the street's business but their own!
What are those dogs barking at?
Who Knows, they're sticky barking at the neighbours again.
by Norey Norey November 11, 2022
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