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Bob Jones University

A maximum security prison in Greenville, South Carolina that masquerades as an institution of higher learning.

The people who run the place think along the same lines of the "Shakers", who think the outside world with all its sex, rock, movies, and other good things are actually evil.

Extreme Christian fundamentalism is its doctrine. Christians who really don't know any better go there instead of a fully accredited liberal arts college. Students think it's a good place only because they are constantly told that it is a good place. People who do know better would say fuck all that!

Now, it would be unfair to say everything about it is bad. What energy they don't use for sex, eating, and other necessary functions of life, they put into art, music, and theater. The choirs and orchestras are top notch, and the theater productions are as well. But you have to think, is all that really worth it? I don't think so.
My sister went to Bob Jones University. She's now a constant Biblethumper who nobody wants to be around.
by RKnotrkellyfan October 21, 2008
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A simple and powerful bomb. The power of this thing earns top marks. If you leave it alone it will get up and walk around on its own.
Player 1: "Dude, Mario is so fat! I could have easily ran from that bob-omb".
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Bob Dole

A guy who ran for president against Bill Clinton. Known for speaking of himself in the third person. Possibly the most infinitely awesome being on the earth. Appeared on the Simpsons, Family Guy, a pepsi commercial.
Bob Dole doesn't like this. Bob Dole doesn't like this one bit.

Bob Dole has the power!

Bob Dole AWAY!
by Nick12345 September 3, 2006
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Bob the Angry Pedophile

A pedophile who has extreme rage issues. He tries support groups but only to rid himself of rage.
Bob: Hey kids get in the van I have a puppy
Kids: No
Bob: Get in the van now I have a puppy.
Kids: NOOOOO
Bob:Get in the god damn van now I have a gun
Kids:Never
Bob: Get in the mother fucking van before I blow its head off.

Bob the Angry Pedophile blew the head off the damn puppy.
by Lighammer June 18, 2009
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Bob up

The operational act of being one who acts like Bob. Comments are made; Sarcasm ensues.
Bob: I'm not feeling well today. What should I do?
Tom: Bob up, ole buddy. Cause you'll be damned if you don't.
Bob: Way to Bob up, Tom!
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bob marley

teacher: define reggae
student: bob marley
by Hemlock June 11, 2007
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Bob's your uncle

You go and ask for the job -- and he remembers your name -- and Bob's your uncle.
by Brian August 26, 2003
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