When a male folds himself in half while master bating to attempt to shoot his semen on his own face.
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Get the boaired mug.a really really hot girl who's great at snowboarding, surfing, or possibly skateboarding. either way they could be any but gorgeous too
Snowboarder1: damn did you just see that jump!
Snowboarder2: ya man that was so sick!
Snowboarder1: holy shit dude that's a chick! she's hot too!
Snowboarder2: wow, a total board bunnie
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by xxpolynormalxx January 21, 2009
Get the board bunnie mug.A detailed letter that accompanies a Christmas card. The sole purpose of the note is to boast about the sender's family. Usually plagued with unnecessary exclamation marks and unwanted particulars about said family, the boast-it note is the bane of the festive season post.
Mrs B: You ok honey?
Mr B: Damn no! Just read Gina's card . Her kids are both crackwhores and somehow still child prodigies apparently...I just...don't...get it...why???? *breaks down in tears*
Mrs B: Don't take it seriously darling. It's just her annual boast-it note.
Mr B: Damn no! Just read Gina's card . Her kids are both crackwhores and somehow still child prodigies apparently...I just...don't...get it...why???? *breaks down in tears*
Mrs B: Don't take it seriously darling. It's just her annual boast-it note.
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Get the Boast-it note mug.When you are the only, or one of few, women presenting to a room of mostly men in a business setting.
Man: Hey, how did your presentation go?
Woman: It was a total Board Bang - I was the only woman in the room.
Woman: It was a total Board Bang - I was the only woman in the room.
by The Snoofer July 21, 2014
Get the board bang mug.A board of directors is a group of Karens that feel they can talk down to the manager but also the C.E.O. of a company that does not bend to their will.
I feel sorry for that waiter over there.
Why?
Five Karens just sat down for bottomless mimosa's and brunch and you know they're going tell him how to do his job.
You mean the board of directors? Yeah, the whole table is getting there meal comped!
Why?
Five Karens just sat down for bottomless mimosa's and brunch and you know they're going tell him how to do his job.
You mean the board of directors? Yeah, the whole table is getting there meal comped!
by Hiraigami:Flying Lightning God May 23, 2020
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