Astronimite

A quirky guy who finds almost anything funny and would be that type of person to hide in someone’s closet.

James: “Banana”
Nathan: “HAHAHAHA”
James: “Bro you find everything funny, all i said was one word man…”
James: “You’re such an Astronimite”

by Anonymoose man July 15, 2022

Astrology Girl

the person that will not except you in a relationship because of your star alignment and will base your personality on your "sign" and is one of the most toxic breeds of human you will see they will also have crystals, posters, gems, and worst of all CARDS if you are looking for a girlfriend STSAY AWAY FROM ASTROLOGY GIRLS

(astrology girl) ok we will find out your sign based of your DOB and that will determine your personality for the rest of your life
(the random kid) PARDON ME

by Shpooks June 12, 2023

astro

astroz are faggot ass bitches that name themselves after a terrible song., they think their cool because they smoke weed even though everyone hates them. they hangout with a bunch of bitches called the astra-hoez who they hook up with even though their as ugly as my shit. Never talk to an astro or join astroz or everyone besides the will view you as a faggot

yo did you see those astroz
Yeah their faggots and those astra-hoez are ugly as shit

by hudsfbsfhpspdfbsfsdfsd April 4, 2010

Lazy Astronaut

A sexual position that can be accomplished only by the most skilled, usually a physician.

Man, that doctor was amazing! He rocked my world with the Lazy Astronaut!

by Dr Ock February 12, 2008

Astrology

The science of predicting attributes of someones personality and events in their life using the positions of the stars and planets in the sky the exact minute when they were born. A lot of people think astrology is fake, but with just their date and time of birth i could tell them the story of their life and describe their personality to a tee. So screw them.

That girl is a capricorn, so astrology shows that she is probably a very serious person.

by musiclove78 May 23, 2012

astro livin

A slang term used to describe anal sex. "Astro" refers to Astroglide, a popular personal lubricant generally required for anal sex, and "Livin" refers to a way of life.

I've talked my girlfriend into it! I'll be astro livin tonight!

by Wicked Slayer January 12, 2009

astronomnomnomical

When something is so delicious that it defies Earthly comprehension.

See also 'nom nom nom'.

Freshly-ground black pepper on fresh strawberries. The peppery taste disappears, but somehow multiplies the strawberry-ness to astronomnomnomical levels.

by Mark November 30, 2010