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library air

An unbelievably nasty fart, whether on purpose or just bubbled it's way out of the public etiquette dissenters ass, that is a public killer worse than anthrax, SARS, avian bird flu, swine flu, mad cow disease, cancer, west nile virus and AIDS combined and especially worse when silent.

Coined from the time I went with a friend of mine to the library so he could renew his library card and rent music CDs and while bent over I started to smell an odor so foul it had to have come from a fat person's ass so I look over at him to whisper if he farted and smiled only to say "Yeah! Hehehe!" I had to move away from the immediate radius for fear of nuclear radiation that silently crept from his ass.

It's a nasty public fart.
Jesus, what's with the library air? Noone wants to smell your last taco!
by Jack694 December 5, 2009
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air fellatio

For a female to stimulate the penis without having any contact with it.
Damn, Ericka gave me an air fellatio. Now it makes me want the real thing!!
by driftracerr34 March 1, 2009
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House of Air

When you watched a really fucked up music video and you were like i think this is fake but then they show you a portion of the video where they are actually fucking
That was House of Air
by House of Bots June 2, 2018
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Air Lingus

The sexual act of going down on a girl whilst slam dunking a basketball
"Dude did you hear Mike did some Air Lingus on Jennifer last night"
by Ya Boi Tungulus October 30, 2017
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air muffin

steps to making a air muffin: first you must muster up the most rank, rancid fart your ass can produce. next fart into palm of hand and cup tightly. with nasty ass-air in your hand find a inocent mofo and blow the ass-air all over innocent fucks face. declare your victory by hollaring "air muffin." word.
"aw man did you see tom air muffin the shit out of cindy?"
"cindy that poor mofo, she got ass-air allll over her face."
by j.corn November 26, 2006
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air scrape

When you are too lazy, or in a hurry, to scrape the snow off of your car, and you want to get it off by driving
"I was running late for work, and didn't have time to scrape the snow off of my car, so I air scraped it on the way in."
by isudan December 13, 2009
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deuced air

a fart, or noisome gas passed from the same orifice as a Number Two
Dude, step away: I just deuced air! OR Damn: open a window! This car stinks of deuced air.
by pedantic99 April 9, 2011
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