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Mad as a spoon

Someone who is psychologically unbalanced and believes in facts which are illogical or ridiculous and are not believed by the mass majority of human beings, e.g. that they are a chicken, that during the night their body hair leaves it's respective follicle’s and goes out boozing or that gnomes steal their underwear.
A man who thought he was being hunted by an invisable chicken was as mad as a spoon.
by Ludovico_Drakko August 10, 2008
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Tight as a rats ass

When referring to the tightness of a ladies vagina. A pussy that is very tight can be compared to the rats ass.
I've never fucked a girl with such a tight pussy. Her vagina was squeezing my dick; and when I slid my cock in there it was as tight as a rats ass.
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interesting as a wet sponge

Joe: Yesterday I took a nap. Then I couldn't sleep that night.
Lissy: Wow Joe, you're about as interesting as a wet sponge.
by Lonesome Cowgirl April 23, 2011
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ASAPenis

A central Jersey or Tri-Sate Area slag for a man's immediate need for some fine pussy. Used verbally, through text, or often through a FaceBook message. A flat out, straight up, hands down, point blank, and most of all up front raw request for some pussy.
"Hey girl, I know you don't know me...but I was going through your pics, I saw that one of you in the white yoga pants. We gotta hang the fuck out ASAPenis".

My man left...get over here ASAPenis".
by Pete Daviz January 21, 2014
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Asahi

A gentle and timid giant. He is the ace of kurasuno. He is fictional tho 😭✌ he is also in love with nishinoya
Asahi saw nishinoya walking by and blushes because of his flame of love
by Asanoya simp January 15, 2021
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asali

If your name is Asali you are STUNNING and the best nicest person around. All your friends are jealous of how beeutiful you are.
Asali:Hi
Other person:Hi
Asali:I like your outfit
Other person:thanks, your so pretty
by Anonymous27409 January 21, 2021
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Asad

someone who makes lists and plays Roblox.
you are such an Asad
by 4eyes roblox May 18, 2021
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