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Jayden Penguin

A little man who loves his penguins too much. Way too much if you know what I mean 😳🫢🫣
That dude is such a Jayden Penguin y know?
by Luigi Biscuits your December 17, 2022
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Penguin

A woman who doesn’t have a child of her own or who has been dismissed by her child so she hovers over someone else’s child to make up for what she doesn’t have.
n. She could’ve had children but she just wants to be a penguin.

v. She has a child who doesn’t listen so she penguins that other kid.

*it should be noted that a “penguin” is a relative of the mother hen”.
by ThatsAnnoying January 8, 2023
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PENGUIN

A person who has a complete lack of intelegence whatsoever even to the point of being actually inept
by Yourcreepyuncle January 12, 2020
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club penguin

is kil
by pippineleanorthesequel January 31, 2020
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Penguin

when your dick is almost straight up in a erection.
Dude1 damn he got da penguin
Dude2 that penguin rivals mt everest
by Sir of Steel February 8, 2020
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The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be
Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!

George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.
by Zoom_Zolomon March 28, 2020
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Penguin

Either an arctic flightless bird or a bunch of small midgets in tuxedos who like the cold.
Penguins are some of the weirdest birds in existence. And yet, we still love them.
by PenguinsAttention April 12, 2020
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