Deuce canoe

When your turd lays on the bowl, goes down into the water, and then comes back out of the bowl like how a canoe floats on water.
Tom: OMG. I just dropped a deuce canoe.
Jim: A....what?
Tom: A massive deuce so big that needed its own paddle.
by LT1VegaGT December 31, 2019
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Deuce Canoe

A play on words of "Douche Canoe," which Oxford dictionary states is: an obnoxious or contemptible person (typically used of a man). "Deuce" doubles down on the douchey-ness by multiplying the abhorrent behaviour by the factor of 2.
"This deuce canoe from Facebook Marketplace tried to use children's items to prop up his scammy ad."
"Tucker Carlson could float on any liquid surface because he's such a massive deuce canoe."
by Rebdiculous June 11, 2023
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Twenty Deuce Deuce

An alternative manner to express the year "2022" also known as Two thousand twenty-two and Twenty, Twenty-two.
"This is a nice car." "Thank you, it's a Twenty Deuce Deuce Civic."
by Merwin Perkins January 05, 2022
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Throw a Deuce

Don't go talk to him. Just throw a deuce at him.
by MerpO12 January 27, 2022
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Deuce brown pillow

Like goose down pillow. When you have to shit, and you put to on the water first to catch the poop. Then top it with the used to, but don't flush.
I had a big breakfast. I'm about to leave a deuce brown pillow in the bathroom for someone to see.
by Barakabomba May 05, 2024
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Deuce of Hazzard

To deficate while sliding across the hood of an automobile leaving a streak of excrement behind
That loser thinks he's got the coolest car so I did a deuce of Hazzard on it last night.
by Cletuscrow February 09, 2015
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