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Throw a Deuce

Don't go talk to him. Just throw a deuce at him.
by MerpO12 January 27, 2022
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Loose Deuce

Pick up some dog shit and feel it’s consistency. If it falls out of your hand it is loose if it doesn’t then it’s firm.
I picked up some loose deuce from my dog yesterday.
by ArchivedHandle69 February 25, 2021
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Deuce canoe

When your turd lays on the bowl, goes down into the water, and then comes back out of the bowl like how a canoe floats on water.
Tom: OMG. I just dropped a deuce canoe.
Jim: A....what?
Tom: A massive deuce so big that needed its own paddle.
by LT1VegaGT December 30, 2019
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Deuce

Deuce is a name for someone who is not attractive and un athletic they tend to have a small penis and tend to be very sensitive
by Run run June 3, 2021
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Throw us the deuces

That little two finger lift people do when they drive past you.
His neighbors just throw us the deuces when they drive past us smoking pot.
by Bleeze Worthy November 7, 2015
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Dime Deuce

When two ugly people have a baby that has somehow amazingly through a miracle

Have an extremely pretty baby
Damn, I saw her parents, she's a dime deuce
by Slickins April 23, 2018
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