5 second rule

when it is okay to pick up a pick of food or candy from the floor if it has been on the floor for 5 seconds or less, as if germs and filth cannot adhere to an edible morsel during that time frame

Go ahead and eat the m&m -- the five second rule is in effect.

by Winsi July 9, 2004

5 April 2063

The day, Humanity makes first contact in Star Trek.

Guy 1: Hey did you know when first contact was made?
Guy 2: Yeah, it was the 5 April 2063.

by SomeStarTrekdude November 28, 2020

5 minutes left

the art of going at it after one person announces that time is up in 5 minutes. usually results in heavy petting, nakedness, and possible orgasm by one or both participants.

Ronny attacked Tony's penis once he announced that they had 5 minutes left until they had to get back to work. about 10 minutes later, Tony's fingers were deep inside Ronny as she stroked him to completion.

by Poppy Greg July 24, 2006

5 second rule

when you fart really loud if someone can't spank you in 5 seconds they can't spank you after that

oops i farted really loud now I gotta run around so the 5 second rule will take place

by Dragoon 1337 April 10, 2005

5 second rule

when you drop something (usually food) you have five seconds to pick it up or you no longer can eat it.

whenever i drop food on the floor, i use the five second rule so i can still eat it.

by Maleaya July 10, 2004

.5 inches

When your guy bestfriend makes a joke about his small peen but it’s true :(

mike jackson: yeah bitch my dick is .5 inches

me: haha small ass.

by eatmyassrachel May 25, 2019

5’8

A gay height.

5’8 is a GAY height. If you’re a man and you say you’re 5’8 I’m just gonna automatically assume you’ve sucked dick before - @petworthot on twt

by therealdojacat July 29, 2021