Nerd-5

The “nerd-5” is an uber-secret show of affection between the nerd community which “unofficially” requires said nerds to push their glasses up the bridge of the nose while simultaneously snorting, chuckling, and slapping snot-stained hands hands together, thus temporarily straightened the hand from the normal kung-fu grip of their lonely masturbation posture, and celebrating good fun throughout the nerd social circle.

Mortimer: I tweaked the mainframe settings on my PC and now it boots up 3 seconds faster.

Luther: Nerd-5!!!!

by Dong Cheadle September 13, 2011

power 5

A group of 5 highly gifted individuals that when together, can overcome all odds. Often seen running with the Fine 5, these group of guys are pure SAVAGES.

I can’t wait to meet the Power 5.

by Chansler the Rapper June 12, 2018

Note 5

A Samsung smartphone announced in 2015, with a 5.7-inch touchscreen and 16MP camera. Full name is Samsung Galaxy Note 5.

person: that note 5 phone is kinda outdated
better person: yeah, but it works really well still!

by techlife22 February 5, 2019

5 H’s

Is a way to see if a guy is your type or meets your standards through the five h’s: hair, height, hands, hygiene and humour.

person 1: ‘ did he have the 5 H’s’
person 2: ‘ he only had hair and hygiene’

by some stranger 234 January 29, 2023

#5 Foamer

Sexual satisfaction resulting from a viewing of xhamster the 5th best porn site.

I was having a pretty crappy day but I took a break and had a nice #5 foamer. Now I'm ready to tackle the rest of my to do list.

by Annoying Little Dad January 30, 2023

Tchaik 5

Uncontrollable orgasm. Referencing the LA Times article involving a LA woman who orgasmed mid-performance of Tchaikovsky's 5th Symphony by the Philharmonic orchestra.

She LA on my Phil til I Tchaik 5

by Scherzokinn May 2, 2023

the 5 keys

a really bad word and can only be said by certain people

i have used the 5 keys to win many online arguments

by dont report me January 4, 2023