War of 1812

Another great defonition on urbandictionary where pseudo-historians get on here and argue about who won when it dosnt matter.
by loca February 17, 2005
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war on terror

Feels like something straight out of a D-rated comic book.
It looks like Bush, Osama, and Saddam all read the same fucking comic book for their War on Terror.
by true July 15, 2003
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War Protester

(1)Someone who opposes war, as in an the action of two or more militaries attempting to kill one another. (2)Often seen as a "hippy" or as "against the government. (3)A person who often feels they support their troops by not wanting them to be killed. (4)Often a college student, ie someone attempting to learn more about the world. (5)Of varying types ranging from radical to conservative. (6)Someone who is confused by the desire of humans to kill one another.
The war protester stood outside the U.S. embassy asking the US to not kill his family.
by B May 18, 2003
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war pigs

(noun). A game in which you and your friends try to fuck the ugliest bitch you can find and whoever bags the nastiest bitch wins. (typically played when drunk and/or high)
Ryan: Chris is so fucked up, every time we go out all he wants to do is play warpigs.

Dima: Yeah I know, everynight that ass brings back the nastiest slapper I have ever seen.
by Moses April 08, 2005
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war eagle

An idiotic phrase uttered by an inbred contingent of toothless, pig-humping, nuggle-dragging, hare-lipped, uneducated cretin fucks who tend to reside in the southeastern portion of the state of Alabama.
War Eagle! Jed Judd Bobby Clyde traded me his '63 John Deere fer a by-God case of Red Man!
by The Steele Curtain June 24, 2009
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Civil War

A conflict where members of the same nation or theoretical national entity kill each other in a large scale, organized matter, usually for reasons that will continue to be extremely important to both sides for reasons that make no freaking sense to any countrymen who's ancestors did not participate.

More often then not, both sides' descendants will take every chance possible to bring it up just to cause further bad feelings. The various factors that lead to such madness will usually be reduced to a one sentence statement by both sides' descendants.
Jim: The Civil War was about slavery. Tom: No, it was about the economic burned imposed upon the south. Isaac: Whatever. You easterners just killed a bunch of people then made up a reason later.

by Das Jedi January 20, 2008
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trojan war

The time of which it takes to get your condom opened and on vs. the time you can maintain an erection without stimulation.
Last night i was with my gurl, when it was sex time i pulled out my condom and it was a trojan war.
by monkeyman122 September 07, 2009
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